019 || Accidental Video

[timisnotme]

*So Tim waking up without having any memory of what he did last night isn't an unusual occurance. But he usually doesn't wake up naked. Or on the floor. Especially not next to a set of pom poms. And why are his boxers on the bed post and fucking a that comm is on. He swipes it and shoves it in a drawer while he gets properly dressed.*What the hell

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[action]

[defiant_eye]

[ I hope you're prepared for a- ]

Shut the fuck up!

[ -coming from Tim's bathroom. WELL, Elle has to wake up somewhere, so it might as well be there. ]

Re: [action]

[timisnotme]

*Hope you're prepared for Tim to jump about 20 feet, right into a corgi-sized spider. Then jump the other direction. Then glare at the bathroom.*

Who's in there?

[defiant_eye]

[ No response, not unless you count a loud groan and a splashing sound, as if somebody was moving around in a bathtub. Then silence.

Eventually Elle emerges, dripping red water. Her clothing itself has no interesting features this time, although it is stained and torn in places, as well as completely soaked overall.

Her face looks-- well, let's just say if you only have one eye left it doesn't do well to have it be a black one. There's a split lip too and a cut on her chin. Where her hair isn't soaked it's caked in blood.

She moves slowly, clutching her stomach as she does. In the room she halts and looks at the spider. Then at Tim. Then back at the spider. And Tim again.]

Ew.

[timisnotme]

What the hell are you doing in my bathroom. *He groans. What the hell had he been doing last night?*

[defiant_eye]

I was just about to ask you the same thing. [ She cracks her knuckles. ] Only not in so many words.

[timisnotme]

You look like shit. Get in a fight with my tub or something?

[defiant_eye]

[ Mocking an assassin with a massive hang-over is always a good idea, especially when they just woke up in a bathroom with no memories of the previous night and still marginally suspect you of drugging them.

In the blink of an eye she closes the distance between them and has Tim shoved against the wall, arm pressed against his throat. ]

I'm sorry, what was that?

[timisnotme]

*Tim sputters and kicks and stares at her in surprise*

What the hell?

[defiant_eye]

I think what you actually wanted to tell me was-

[ The arm that isn't holding Tim in place moves. Then there's the sound of a gun clicking, followed by-

-why I just woke up in your bathroom.

[-the feeling of a muzzle being pressed against Tim's stomach. ]

[timisnotme]

I don't know!!! Why the fuck did you walk into my room in the first pla----

*He trails off at the feel of the gun against him, his eyes going wide. There's an audible gulp as he stares at her silently.*

[defiant_eye]

[ The yelling isn't helping her mood, her headache or his chances of surviving the encounter at all. She glares at him. ]

Here is where I pause and wonder, 'Is little Timmy telling me the truth?'?

[timisnotme]

Yes I'm telling the truth! I have no idea why you were in my bathroom. Don't shoot me.

*He's gone pale. He has no idea how to placate the crazed one eyed lady with a gun*

[defiant_eye]

. . . .

[ Elle lets go of him and takes a step back. ]

Fair enough.

[ She puts away the gun and walks over to his closet, taking out a new set of clothes and a black sports bag. ]

[timisnotme]

*He's just gonna stay pressed up against the wall. As far away from Elle as possible.*

[defiant_eye]

[ And she's off into Tim's bathroom again. ]

[timisnotme]

*As curious as he is about what she's doing he has other priorities. Her shoving him into the wall opened the wounds from his drunken fight with the Hollow. He inches around to his closet to get a heavy metal pipe and then to the mirror to see why his back hurts so badly.*