uhhh
why did gilmore girls end..
crys!!

i need a good girl show!!

I'm taking guy in the crowd with the Pooton sign for the bingo.

~~Lance

Thanks to Taco Bell I just delivered the most devistating Batista Bomb.

~~Lance

Ballroom dancing finally :
3rd place finishers in the Latin/Standard dance group. 
Dancing to Tom Waits-Temptation
Micheal Neil and Daniel Willis

Thank you O.P.B

~~Lance

Half a phone conversation my neighbor was yelling.(I'm making up the caller part ( Read more... )

~~Lance

P.S. I need "someone comes out from under the ring" for a blackout.

Don't eat the Mexican!!!

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I had a dream I cold cock Jimmy Woods.
How do you evlove a Nuzleaf into a Shiftry?

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If you are on the down-low,
You are a fucking faggot.

~~Lance


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I can't sleep!!!
The terrorist have won!!!!

~~Lance