Once upon a time in Spain, there was a little bull and his name was Ferdinand.  All the other bulls he lived with would run and jump and butt their heads together, but not Ferdinand.  He liked to sit just quietly and smell the flowers.

He had a favorite spot out in the pasture under a cork tree.  It was his favorite tree and he would sit in its ( Read more... )

some old cunt bipped his horn at me when i was trying to get petrol & clearly indicating

he made me swear like a trooper in front of my nan, n its put me on a downer

I cant even get pissed cuz i got to go see other family....arggh

shit days are us

i hate that word legend....some cunt was using it in a comedy club the other week....in between my mates bf shouting random nonsense out....n then the turn has a go at me cuz he think's i'm the gobby cunt ( Read more... )

wooHoo

my boss is noty only beautiful but she's generous

this week

1 x jack daniels glass

1 x jack daniels t-shirt

1 x fleece

& she''s just sent me on a time killing trip to get her Fall tickets....of whicch there were none.

But i picked up lady sovereign (if only....) tickets

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Yesterday was heaton park....Was ace. Loadsa nice mates sat watching the crims & then pulp fiction.

£22 worth of taxi fairs that sucks though...

Maybe i should move to manchester £340 for a one bed appartment that my mate fell out the window of years ago.

So wednesday is amsterdam

Should be good....Then Puressence on sat....if Alvin can sort

Yep Cogs came thru with the tickets/////good time had by all ( Read more... )

well on my way home....to see if my aaa pass for leeds is there

if it is Ian Cognito is the greatest comedian in the world

if its not....itll probly be here friday

either way ill get it !

mia

lcd soundsystem....there for me

maybe the rain will piss me off

got my cam & blank sd cards....so let the fun begin

weird how if i pulled a bogie out my nose or shoved me finger up me bum

and ran at you with either a stinky finger or a bogie one

youd run & be scared off stuff !

chimbonda....what a great name for a footy player...he plays for wigan.

oh my god the ref steve bennett is such a motherless cunt its untrue...he sent JJ off
& then arsenal twats score offa a dodgy penaly....ljundberg is a fag

pissed of no end but hey the sun is shining & wigan have a comedy mayor who's makin mew laugh

god bless alan shearer