I'm supposed to get my bike back from the shop tomorrow. I'm tres excited. In honor of the event, I went and bought bike shorts that are padded to keep my junk from not working ( Read more... )

I'm going to greenville tonight to help out w/ a friend's band. There may be free drinks involved. who knows. My wife and I have planned couples massages in two weeks. It's not supposed to be dirty but somehow it sounds that way ( Read more... )

so. we decided we wanted to go on a 5day camping trip. our neighbor kid and our nephew both teens decided to join ( Read more... )

Since my 15 y/o neighbor's kid found out my 16 y/o nephew was living here she's been looking for reasons to be around ( Read more... )

i'm currently cleaning house for my family while their in Jacksonville NC visiting the beach. I had to stay and do some xxxx (redacted for potential issues with the government ( Read more... )

I'm sick.

I'm so sick it gave me nightmares. Which sux.

I'm on antibiotics and other items until it gets better. We'll see how that goes.

I need to get more grownup medicine tho. Everything in the house has children's written on the front of it.

Since getting fired (the wife says getting fired is different from being laid off, but the closest she's ever come to being unvoluntarily unemployed is not being asked to take a temp job permanently, so what does she know. either way its a crappy day followed by a stark loss of income) i've been forced to spend a lot of time wondering if the ( Read more... )

Like anyone really cares, but, I like goofy lists and it's been a long time since I've posted any life time updates ( Read more... )

So yeah, you think you have enough going on w/ facebook twitter myspace linked in and your gmail profile. Hell even your mom is following you on facebook. you lose your computer. (not like OMG, I totally found it under the fridge. Hey there's Jesus too. Everybody I found Jesus! But like, OMG my computer broke/got reposessed lost your computer.) You ( Read more... )

i haven't had any sleep coz my wife can't keep up w/ her keys.
Babys are mean.
I got a cell phone, but it don't work coz verizon don't believe me when i tell them what my zip code is.
i'm going to crank up the ac and crawl into bed.