I really like to fart. I mean...I could not go one day without it. I fart on the couch, I fart on the cat, I fart on my wife. I fart at work and deny it when my fellow employees gasp in disgust and ask if I am the farter. I say HECK!!!NO!!! I DO NOT FART. WHAT IS FARTING? HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT!!!! That gets them everytime. They hang their head
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