dude looks like a lady???

[timpano]

So the powers that be (at work) need to give all of us new swipe cards for the doors. Don't ask me why. Security reprints the cards with the new magnetic strips and gives them out to all of us.
My picture's the same.
My name's different.

Introducing Christine Timpano.

So I went to the security desk and pulled out my dong.

I get my new card

Comments

[fashiontocrime]

i don't know what i like best:
a) the story in general.
b) the fact that you used the word "dong"

:)

[timpano]

It's an effective word, for sure. Quite integral in this thought-inspiring story.

[swirliesgirl]

once my sister had a piece of ID that said she was M for male, but that was just because the moron working at the canpass office accidentally clicked the wrong box. now, "christine timpano" is a little more than a wrong click. that's hilarious!

[timpano]

I really didn't think I looked like a female from the shoulders up... but this proves that SOMEONE thinks I do.

[bryancheron]

Maybe that little wop penis is so small people think it's a clitoris...

[pisque]

ohhh snap!

[timpano]

Well, Bryan, it was certainly enough to make your mother squeal.

[murfreesboro]

tooooouuuuu-cheeeeeeé!

quite frankly, clitoris-peep, your wit makes up for what you lack. I mean..what you 'apparently' lack.

[nousekaren]

you make me laugh and I miss that.
and if your stories aren't witty enough... yer comments on people's comments are.
hahahahahahaha
i love it.

[timpano]

Fight wit with more wit. That's what I say!

[bryancheron]

"Dat... dat's what you think!"