Right then ( Read more... )

If your vehicle (whether it be a car, a motorcycle, a pickup, an SUV, a cubevan or an 18-wheeler) cannot move at the velocity of the posted speed limit, you should not be driving your vehicle on that road ( Read more... )

what I heard is not what I hear
I can see the signs but they're not very clear

I can't tell you the way I feel
because the way I feel is oh so new to me

this is confusion, am I confusing you?

Columbia

OK OK OK! If you are at all familiar with the sound of my voice, and you own In Utero, you need to do this.


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Sometimes I just get so fed up with other people's LACK of lives interfering with MINE that I pray for the following things:
- A bomb shelter
- 78 cartons of Belmonts
- Nuclear winter

From now on, I automatically dislike you until you prove to me you're alright.
Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
Jesus God.....

I see everyone else posting pictures, and this is the best I can come up with.


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Well the anniversary of my surgical birth has come and gone ( Read more... )

To the separation of church and state ( Read more... )

at one point in the evening, myself and some friends got out of the car and walked across the street into a house party.... 2 doors down from the one we were actually invited to.
jesus.

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