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I search my name on google all the time.

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So when do I start my rehab for oil addiction? 2025? Pigs will be flying in 2025, and Osama will still be roaming in caves making hate movies, and the war in Iraq will have put the US so far in debt, offshore banks will be calling the shots, and the flu will become the largest epidemic since the plague because it costs six thousand jr bacon ( Read more... )

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I have started a revolution in my cave.


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I can give an earful if you can listen.

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Fear is strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy ( Read more... )