Unibrows: A Failure of Society?

[timtommy1]

So I was walking on campus the other day and I must have seen two or three people sporting a unibrow and I couldn’t help but wonder how in the 21st century we still have people walking around with unibrows given some of the advances in technology we have such as the Microtouch and other shavers specifically made for that very problem. Every time I

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[jlw2815]

haha. i have nothing better to say but this is hilarious

A message from the UBSOA

[anonymous]

Mr. TimTommy1,

As one of the charter members of the Uni Brow Society of America (UBSOA) I have to say that I am apalled at what I just read. Your downright unexplicable portrayal of people with the hurtful disease of "Confluence of Eyebrows." Monobrows is a disease shared by many of the most famous people in our society and they would be in shock if they read this. Just to name a few names, Derek Jeter, Lindsay Lohan, and a one George W. Bush are all members of the UBSOA and wait till I inform them of this "journal". Mr. Tommy, you are a disgrace to a society who has been tolerant of people with Monobrows. There is a 12 step process for people like you and YOU will be hearing from my lawyers. AND I HATE YOU, SWEET JESUS!!

Squilliam Fancyson, PhD, UBSOA External Vice President