Ok, you know that HP ad where the guy sits at a desk with a bunch of empty frames and makes still images out of nowhere? You don't? Ok fine, here, watch this ( Read more... )

In today's US Open match between Maria Sharapova and Daniilidou, the female commentator said (word for word ( Read more... )

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Saturday morning, a black lincoln sedan picked me up from Weinstein Hall at 11:00. I got to JFK at around 11:30; my flight was at 2:00. So I mingled about the JetBlue terminal, and bought a horrifically overpriced buffalo chicken wrap. It tasted like crap too. After which, I put on my headphones, and put on "New Slang," from the Garden State ( Read more... )

the other day I was filming in the subway, and this old white man, probably in his mid 60's, dressed in light brown checkered suit and matching hat, comes up to me and asks word for word ( Read more... )

aw, I'm leaving yet again~

another horrendously long and poignant post that's 4 times the length of that last one??

urm... no.

don't get me wrong, I'd love to, but I've got to pack!

eep.

so, alas, the cliffnotes version of it all~

I bid you a dieu, be cool, and relax. =)

meadows!

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be back in 4 weeks!

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