Hair Fairies Versus Pube Pixies

[timzilla]

"If you believe in fairies, slap my head, slap my bald head...don't let my dreams of a full-head of hair die!"

Comments

[timbear]

I think "groin goblins" wouldn't be a bad description ...

[timzilla]

That's a good one. But it probably better describes how one gets them in the first place, from groin gobblin'.

[timbear]

Yes, that's true, "Chin chiggers spread by groin gobblin' ..." :-)