Tranny Menswear

[timzilla]

I don't know who told Weight Watchers (WW) my secret!

Every Monday, I get an encouraging message from WW with a link to some mildly interesting or somewhat helpful online article.

Today, it was one titled "Transitional Menswear Made Simple."

"As you trim the bulge from your waistline, you’re probably noticing something else that’s slimming

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[timzilla]

Wouldn't that be skirt sizes?

How cheeky. Up their kilts with a wire brush!

[aadroma]

Because a nice black gown clearly never goes out of style! ^_-

[timzilla]

That's right.

Black is slimming and great for funerals.

In fact, I can get buried in it. Just stuff the excess fabric under my (relatively) skinny, dead ass.

[bearcubbnc]

Don't forget Anne Taylor Loft -- they get some great deals too.

Reminds me of the "Fat Fighters" comedy skits from Little Britain. High comedy, should you get a chance to watch some episodes.

[timzilla]

I am a huge fan of Marjorie Dawes. You might say I am a BIG FAT FIGHTER FAN.

Marjorie Dawes: What advice can we give to Babara, to turn her tragic life around? Paul?
Fat Fighter: [sighs] Cut out biscuits?
Marjorie Dawes: Cut out biscuits! erm... Mary?
Meera: Instead of sugar, use artificial sweetener in tea.
Marjorie Dawes: Something about sugar, but I think the best advice any of us can give you, is to look at the person on the inside, because you're obviously a very unhappy person...
Barbara: No, I'm not!
Marjorie Dawes: Well, you deserve to be! I know Mum doesn't speak to you, but that's not for here... but as far as she's concerned, if you were knocked down by a bus tomorrow the world would be a better place!

[bearcubbnc]

Hee hee! Love it! Dust? Anybody? Dust?