Tabloids of Tin, Issue 6
Royal Rumors…
It appears there may be something to those “illness at the palace” rumors… and it may be the Queen! Lately, our Lavender has been looking a little under the weather, rumor is this is why she has started to delegate duties to her daughters and consort. Whispers are that this is why DG hasn’t been seen in public as much lately. That doesn’t explain why Azkadee seems to have a ton of time on her hands! BF Jeb has been sent on a military mission to deal with stray Longcoats, so she’s enjoying the time by herself. Since her other half has been gone, Azkadee has been out partying till dawn every night. The heir to the throne has been inseparable from best buds Antoine DeMilo and Airofday for the last week.
Furry Dealings
Viewer Ambassador Raw has settled in at the palace for what seems to be a long stay. He’s been given quarters near the royal family and is seen entering the Queen’s quarters every morning. This gives some possible truth to the rumors that Her Majesty is ill. The Royal family representatives deny that there is anything wrong with the Queen, however, and they released a statement to the public that reads “Her Majesty is perfectly healthy, she is delegating duties to her daughters for training purposes. They are leaders within the community and could use the experience.” It’s either this, or the Queen has a taste for the furry lifestyle.
Advice for the Advisors...
The odd hours the Royal Advisors were keeping seems to have calmed down, though altercations still seem inevitable as both men seem to zealously guard their privacy. They meet regularly for coffee every morning however, though they deny any rumor of involvement (me thinks, they might protest too much? Just come clean boys!).
It appears there may be something to those “illness at the palace” rumors… and it may be the Queen! Lately, our Lavender has been looking a little under the weather, rumor is this is why she has started to delegate duties to her daughters and consort. Whispers are that this is why DG hasn’t been seen in public as much lately. That doesn’t explain why Azkadee seems to have a ton of time on her hands! BF Jeb has been sent on a military mission to deal with stray Longcoats, so she’s enjoying the time by herself. Since her other half has been gone, Azkadee has been out partying till dawn every night. The heir to the throne has been inseparable from best buds Antoine DeMilo and Airofday for the last week.
Furry Dealings
Viewer Ambassador Raw has settled in at the palace for what seems to be a long stay. He’s been given quarters near the royal family and is seen entering the Queen’s quarters every morning. This gives some possible truth to the rumors that Her Majesty is ill. The Royal family representatives deny that there is anything wrong with the Queen, however, and they released a statement to the public that reads “Her Majesty is perfectly healthy, she is delegating duties to her daughters for training purposes. They are leaders within the community and could use the experience.” It’s either this, or the Queen has a taste for the furry lifestyle.
Advice for the Advisors...
The odd hours the Royal Advisors were keeping seems to have calmed down, though altercations still seem inevitable as both men seem to zealously guard their privacy. They meet regularly for coffee every morning however, though they deny any rumor of involvement (me thinks, they might protest too much? Just come clean boys!).