Tabloids of Tin, Issue 7

Aug 27, 2008 11:43

National Holiday

The Royal family has declared a national holiday on the anniversary of the Eclipse.  There will be festivities during the day at the Central City Park, as well as on the waterfront, and in the evening there will be a formal ball at the Palace for the nobility.   The crème de la crème will be in attendance, we assume.  Invitations have been sent out to neighboring kingdoms as well as regional leaders in the O.Z.

Lonely princess needs a partner?

The Queen did not appear for the announcement; it was instead made jointly by the Crown Princesses, accompanied by the Royal Advisors.  While we’re pretty sure Jebaz will be in attendance, we can’t help wonder, who will be DG’s date?  Will this ball help introduce suitors to our loneliest princess?

Continuing Rumors
Rumors continue to spread about the Queen being ill, said rumors spun on by the fact that she hasn’t been seen in public now since beginning to delegate duties to her family.  The Viewer family friend also has not left the palace.  Coincidence?  Her Consort was overheard making specific food requests for the Queen to servers, as “her stomach is very delicate right now.”  Should we be making plans for a coronation too?

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