Tabloids of Tin, Issue 9
Lots of fish in the sea
Rumors appear to confirm that the ball will include a presentation of suitors to Princess DG. We can confirm that invitations have been mailed to all bachelors of appropriate rank within and outside the kingdom. It seems our Princess gets to have a quite the evening. Hopefully some of them are good looking too. Every girl deserves a little eye candy if she’s going to be searching for her Prince Charming.
Altercation at DeMilo’s
Tin Men were called late last night when a brawl broke out last night at DeMilo’s. Oddly, this time it wasn’t the Royal Advisors, but the Princesses. The Gale gang was up to its usual evening antics. Looks like DG and Azkadee made up, plus DG managed to make time in her busy schedule to blow off a little steam. (It looks like she definitely did that!) As always, there is yet an official response from the Palace, but sources tell us that the sisters took exception to Mr. DeMilo insinuating that their mother had been unfaithful to their father. No one is exactly sure as the sequences of events as they happened afterwards, or which sister did it, but all the glass in the building was shattered by time the situation was resolved. Mr. DeMilo is already talking about suing for damages to his establishment, as well as his person. Seems one of our Princesses has a good right hook, DeMilo has quite the shiner. Both sisters had to be separated from Mr. DeMilo; luckily Captain Cain was back in town and spending time with Azkadee so he was able to intervene. By the time Tin Men arrived at the building, the altercation had been ended, but everyone involved was escorted to the district precinct for questioning. The Royal Family has still not officially confirmed that the Queen is pregnant, but given how they are acting it seems fairly evident that there will be a third child joining the household.
Shiny! But who for?
Advisors Cain and Ambrose were recently seen shopping at upscale jewelry shops (separately). Each made at least one purchase, but shop owners refused to tell us what those purchases were and witnesses were unable to get close enough to see for themselves. I can’t help but wonder what glittering objects the two of them picked up, and who they were for?