Okay, this is just ridiculous:

Life-sized bobble-head

D: if I were rich
D: I'd buy it
D: and buy tv time
D: and broadcast me cracking it's head w/ a bat
T: LOL
D: but first paint the lips purple and give it a purse

Me: *drool ( Read more... )

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This made my day (considering I just got home from a long day of work -- really, though... this is hella nice):

I must start working on the wedding poem. Ah, the chance for both astronomical and piscine puns!

That would only be the nicest gift ever!!!

How well do you know me?

Fun for all! (If you're bored out of your mind or procrastinating like a mofo)
Note: The quiz site is the one formerly known as Emode - They ask you to register to see your results (sorry for the annoyance, but it's really not so bad)Oooh! Oooh! I went to the gym today for the first time in what felt like AGES! Feels so ( Read more... )

Can we PLEASE just ELOPE already?  o_O

(WAAAAAAAH!)

Okay, because someone who shall remain unnamed (O L I V I A) has complained about my journal entries' content, I am now going to write about something different. However, there is a small cat in my way, and I am a bit buzzed from the martinis I just had at Blue Cat after watching the Astros win the Wild Card spot for the National League. Anyway, ( Read more... )

Choice excerpt (if you like this, read the whole thing):
"I see Johnny Damon five minutes before the game - he's naked," Francona said. "Four minutes later, he's on second."

By MICHAEL MORRISSEY September 27, 2004 -- BOSTON - Call it the Beantown Zoo.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the Yankee clubhouse was known ( Read more... )

Champagne at work is gooood!

The new girl (Michelle) got engaged last weekend to her *coughloadedcoughcough* boyfriend, and was blinding everyone with her HUGEMONGALOID diamonds today, so I got to buy 2 bottles of White Star on the company tab.  Eeeee!

Hope this starts the tradition of Champagne Mondays...

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