I'VE BEEN POISONED!!!
by fooooooooood. why oh why, food, would you betray me like this.
so the other day.... i think it was tuesday. i had eggs for breakfast. sunny side up. i don't know how long those eggs had been in the fridge. i figured they couldn't be any older than a couple weeks. welp. i might have been mistaken. but then again it could have been the ravioli that i ate for lunch that gave me food poisoning. who knows. all i know is that by the time 3 o clock rolls around i feel sick to my stomach(threw up 3 times... eww), i'm getting hot and cold flashes, and i feel like my limbs have turned to jelly. i'm so weak and tired i feel like crying. i can barely lift my hand 2 inches without flinching from the pain. my wonderful cousin, ivee, brings me some generic version of emerol (nausea relief meds) that taste like cherry cough syrup and keeps me company for a couple hours.
wednesday i don't leave my bed at all except to drive my cousins(eric and evelyn) to school and to pick them up from school. when i got back from picking them up ivee's dog (sandwich) runs off and i go after her and jump on her leash to stop her and what happens? i throw out my back. i don't know if it's throwing out my back or a slipped disk cuz when i stand up straight, or try to anyway, my upper body is shifted to the side. so i look crooked. after that i just slept all day. woke up this morning at 6 45 with a very urgant need to sit on the toilet... if you get what i mean... the nausea has left me but my back is killing me and it's raining.
oh my back is itching in a place i can't reach. *sadface*
so the other day.... i think it was tuesday. i had eggs for breakfast. sunny side up. i don't know how long those eggs had been in the fridge. i figured they couldn't be any older than a couple weeks. welp. i might have been mistaken. but then again it could have been the ravioli that i ate for lunch that gave me food poisoning. who knows. all i know is that by the time 3 o clock rolls around i feel sick to my stomach(threw up 3 times... eww), i'm getting hot and cold flashes, and i feel like my limbs have turned to jelly. i'm so weak and tired i feel like crying. i can barely lift my hand 2 inches without flinching from the pain. my wonderful cousin, ivee, brings me some generic version of emerol (nausea relief meds) that taste like cherry cough syrup and keeps me company for a couple hours.
wednesday i don't leave my bed at all except to drive my cousins(eric and evelyn) to school and to pick them up from school. when i got back from picking them up ivee's dog (sandwich) runs off and i go after her and jump on her leash to stop her and what happens? i throw out my back. i don't know if it's throwing out my back or a slipped disk cuz when i stand up straight, or try to anyway, my upper body is shifted to the side. so i look crooked. after that i just slept all day. woke up this morning at 6 45 with a very urgant need to sit on the toilet... if you get what i mean... the nausea has left me but my back is killing me and it's raining.
oh my back is itching in a place i can't reach. *sadface*