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Equal parts horrifying and ridiculously amazing.
So last night I was lying on my bed fiddling around on my laptop. Stevie and Mike were hanging out on the couch down here. Mike volunteers to help Steven with his homework. Mike and Steven have a stronger bond in this house than almost anyone else has. Besides me and Mike, of course. So I'm dinking around and half-way listening to the conversation ( Read more... ) -
Pinch of this, splash of stuff.
So how are things? Good? Yeah, I guess me, too ( Read more... ) -
Must be my Mars in Leo...
So Steven comes home from school yesterday with a fundraising packet. He's supposed to be selling these discount cards. One for $10 or all 3 for $20. They're to places like Subway, Shari's, Papa John's, Forza, IHOP, El Toro, and Popeye's. Normally I couldn't care less mainly because he's kind of young to be doing it. He's only in Kindergarten. But ( Read more... ) -
Uncle Ed
When I was growing up I didn't have a lot of my Dad's family around me. My mother came from the crust of upper middle-class and my father came from a low-class family. What it basically boiled down to was that my mother didn't want me or the rest of the family to associate with these people. On holiday functions we would only see my mother's ( Read more... ) -
The Fabulous Wedding of Fawn and Erik Armstrong.
So I'm still completely exhausted from Fawn's wedding. I got home, took off the unforgiving undergarment-the sausage casing-got dressed in my pajams and passed the fuck out. I slept something like 11 hours and I'm still totally exhausted. Weddings will do that to you. Especially when you've got half of your offspring there. Whoo, Violette was on ( Read more... ) -
Today is like, so, blah.
Today is the first day for two and a half weeks that Fawn won't be here ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Over-the-Top Metaphors
She arrived at school 5 minutes late. She quickly scrambled to find a seat while the teacher''s eyes followed her in her path to the last seat in the back. His disapproving gaze soaked into her and made her feel like she had just stabbed Jesus. The other teenagers eyes burned into the back of her head like a fiery case of head herpes. She felt her ( Read more... ) -
Hypergraphia v2.0
So, we're in the beginning of Fall Madness, as it is apropos to call it that. I just set up Violette and Nicky's joint birthday party for October 3rd at Pump It Up. It happens to be the only day I can do it right in between their birthdays (September 30th is Vi's, and October 11th is Nicky's.) Then of course, then next day Rachel should be here ( Read more... ) -
Evil Tina strikes again.
I could not be more annoyed right now than if I actually tried to be. And no, I wouldn't actually try to be, but still.
Where do I even start?
I went to Fawn's Bachelorette party on Saturday. It was fun. The only problem I had with the club is I felt like I was going to get shot up almost the entire time I was there. It was a place called Canz down ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: The X-Files Birthday
For the record, Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose was my favorite X-files episode. I'm a dork and I've watched almost all of them. Sue me.
On to the more interesting question on this Writer's Block...Have I ever experienced any paranormal activity? Well, that would be a big fat yes. Numerous times, numerous places, numerous spirits. I have always been ( Read more... )