Mental Hospital Line Answering Machine Message

[tinapie]

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call

Comments

[dancinfootsteps]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

blonde -- you stereotyping judgmental person!!! hehe

[terpsichorean13]

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

Whahahaha! Nice one, tina. :)

[have_some_juice]

this entry rocks. where'd you get it? tumawag ka sa ganito 'no? hehehe... kidding.Ü