I just laughed so hard I almost choked. I figured I should forever preserve the comment that sent saliva into my lungs and induced a laughing, coughing fit. It comes from everyone's favorite dutchman, Big S ( Read more... )

...one day late. Happy New Year. My house is filled with clothes, my stomach with oatmeal, and my veins have more zithromax coursing through them than is medically recommended (but the dosage came doctor ordered). I don't want to do work. I don't want to load the dishwasher or organize the closet. I want to watch movies all day long and kiss mousie ( Read more... )

Damn. So, in my relief at the semester being over last night, I got a bit excited. I came home, grabbed a bottle of wine with my name on it, and set off for David's. Three quarters of a bottle later, plus, some chardonnay from Khalida (and perhaps a little toke), the room was spinning and I couldnt stand up. This was very bad, since we were all ( Read more... )

Thanks to my brother, I have been tagged. Joy. Well, I did need something to procrastinate. Torts is tomorrow, and I really should study before I kick ass. Otherwise, someone might catch on to my magical, super human powers ( Read more... )

I had way too much chocolate tonight, which means that sleep is still a few hours away. So here are some fun pictures I shamelessly stole from various places around the internet.


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Three exams down, one to go. I am so excited for all the political talk I'm going to have over winter break. Law is great and all, but I miss the politics!


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I have to share a great article about cunnilingus. As I both love to give and receive it, I thought it would be appropriate to place it here, on lj, for all to see. Hint to the boys: cunnilingus does not involve a Y chromosome. Quit emailing/IMing me about wanting to be a recipient. Unless you are MTF, its just not going to happen. You want to ( Read more... )

I made such good food for thanksgiving. Green bean casserole, sweet potato souffle, cranberry sauce from a can, mmmmm! No pie this year, though. I eat too many sweets as it is. Plus, I need to start going to bed earlier, do my dishes more often, put my laundry away before its time to do it again, and outline all of my classes in the next week. Oh, ( Read more... )