[Fanfic] - Mpreg? No Problem!

[tinediserp]

Title: Mpreg? No Problem!
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Netherlands/Denmark, England
Summary: In which Netherlands learns that Denmark is not, in fact, high when he says he can have kids. Short one-shot.
KM Prompt: An inebriated romp between the sheets results in a broken condom and a pregnancy scare. The catch? No angst - Ned & Den are such

Comments

[yourreanimator]

I love what bros they are in this. Very nicely handled.

[tinediserp]

Thank you! &hearts

[glassamilk]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I WONDERED IF THIS WAS YOU

I AM THE FAILEST OF ANONS

[tinediserp]

AND WHY THE FUCK DID I WRITE THIS.

One day I will write a serious, historical romantic epic between China and Turkey in the Tang dynasty, full of battles and trade empires and oh yeah a ton of description of the setting and clothing of course. And it will be entirely without dialogue.

Pfffft I couldn't make it through that last sentence.

AND GODDAMN DOES CHINA GET ON MY NERVES.

Re: I AM THE FAILEST OF ANONS

[glassamilk]

NO DUDE IT'S OKAY I WROTE AN MPREG STORY ONCE BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED ME TO AND IT WAS MY BIGGEST FAILURE EVER. THIS IS HILARIOUS AND AWESOME.

Trade empires are sexy, but be wary of no dialogue. Some anon keeps sending me angry posts about how everyone in my dialogue-free oneshots are ~*so out of character*~ because... they don't talk. I don't even.

NONE THE LESS, I WOULD TOTALLY READ IT.

Re: I AM THE FAILEST OF ANONS

[tinediserp]

...someone..asked you to write mpreg...? Er... ACK, OH, THANKS *wibbles* O.O

Pfffft no dialogue = the lying-est thing I've ever said. Even more than writing anything at all about China. That's a lot of lies. DIALOGUE IS MY CRUTCH. Wait wait wait what? Why do people keep harassing you over the weirdest things? I don't understannnnd.

Ehhh any historical romantic epics I wrote would be either Russia/France or Denmark/Sweden >.>

<.<

I'm very torn on what to start on.

[aramaki_tokio]

I'm not a fan of mpreg too, but hey! Their kid will be the most awesomest ever, and Prussia will be jealous <3

I love the way you write these two together XD<333

[tinediserp]

Oh my goodness they'd probably make Prussia the Godfather or something TERRIBLE like that.

Shit. Now I want to fic that (Prussia pesters DenNed into Godfatherdom) but ew mpreg it's just very "wut" to me.

Ahaah thanks - I take cracky requests on the meme for characters I'm new to writing, it's like practice.

Why is that icon so freakin' adorable.

[aramaki_tokio]

WRITE IT, WHY NOT? (LOL IDK. Mpreg is just full of lulz for me, I can't read an mpreg fic without rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes XD;;; ANYWAY! Prussia as the kid's Godfather will be the most hilarious thing ever. I can just imagine him teaching the kid wtf stuffs. Like drinking German beer or chasing girls. /shot)

*pats Plushenko!icon lovingly* It's my happy!icon XD<33

[tinediserp]

Prussia would teach that kid about cannons, 4chan, and how to win fights against bigger people than you (*cough*both dads*cough*). Also for its birthday he'd always get it one mega-cool present to show off how awesome of a Godfather he was and then after the party was over one total woobie secret present that he'd deny ever giving later.

If I didn't have to write an OC it'd be verrrry tempting.

[midori_lover]

LMFAO I love how these two handled the situation XDDD. poor England pffft. Not a fan of Mpreg but I bet their kid would be all awesome and ~*manly*~ lol XD. Great job on this!

[tinediserp]

Whoa that's really weird I'm about to read myself some gun kink ;D and I was like "Did I accidentally comment before I read this thing what?"

Thanks!

*rolls eyes at self*

[tinediserp]

I am ALSO about to read some DenNor and now that comment makes sense I hope.

Way to go me, having two fics open at once.