[Fanfic] - T.V. Casualty

[tinediserp]

Title: T.V. Casualty
Characters: Netherlands/Germany
Rating: R
Summary: The prompt was pornography and frottage/friction. Cannot. Resist. Frottage.
Warnings: Smoking, smoking, drinking, frottage.

Comments

[yaoi_rox_me_sox]

Ahh you spoil me with your wonderful Netherlands porn hng~

Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, he's kind of the same when he's high as when he's sober. He's just as blunt and straight-forward as he is here. Maybe he'd be a little less likely to get it on with Germany that fast and just stick with teasing, or maaaaaaybe he'd be able to hide his smirking better. But otherwise drunk/high Ned is just Ned being more himself.

And oh my goodness, how he laughed at Germany and enjoyed how awkward he wasn, and then got mad when Germany tried to make him do something while they were rutting, and just... Frankly, this was spot on and just hnnnnnnnnnnng.

I'm trying to crit, I swear, but I can't find anything to crit. It was just so perfect and ahhhhhhh~

Thank you for this lovely fic because I enjoyed it immensely!!

ahahah that ICON!

[tinediserp]

...this really makes me want to post that Ned/Swe fic I said I wouldn't because I wrote it while drunk.

Hrm.

So I was thinking...I'm pretty sure I have a hard time knowing if I've got Netherlands right because...we're really very, very similar. I always feel like I'm just writing myself and then I'm like "Wait no I'm writing a character not me ughhhh this can't be right a;gdiha;df RAAAAEG!" I guess I should just ignore that part of my brain from here on out.

HANYWAY, WELL COOL BRO THANKS XD

Re: ahahah that ICON!

[yaoi_rox_me_sox]

Oh man, Ned/Swe? Seriously get out of my brain and writing all these things I want to read.

But no, that makes sense. It can be hard when you really relate to a character. I have that sometimes with other characters Hungary cough so it could be difficult. No worries, I got your back, bro!

Wait, I'm in your brain?

[tinediserp]

Huh, b-but I like it here. It's a nice place. Ahah okay okay lemme go back over it once I'm a sober kid (i.e. not now, hi Friday night) and I'll post it *headdesk*

Man so much porn to write and edit in my future. What a glorious problem.

Hrngh Hungary is so ballin' I wish I could write her. Too many dicks on the dance floor, Hetalia. Needs moar het. Dude write Ned/Hun do it do it.

[mykonos2]

I think I'm beginning to ship this pairing now...

Also, I don't know why - but I absolutely loved the beginning xD

[tinediserp]

Everyone should ship Manry Men, yeeepppp. Especially Manry Men with domestic hobbies like gardening and cake-baking. (Whoa wait does that mean there's more out there?! Rec me, rec me!)

Pffft this almost veered into them discussing cleaning while porn was playing, actually - and as amusing as that is, the prompt called for frottage! Frottage it was!

[mykonos2]

Oh damn, I only read one story with the two of them, but I can't for the life of me remember where I saw it or what's its name - it was posted during the World Cup in summer :/

Oh yes - manry men are the best <3

[tinediserp]

...if I didn't need more Denmark in my icon-space I'd totally gank that one because LAWL.

...also...now that you mention it...I may have read that fic. Huh.

Too many prompts I want to fill guuuuh but...Germany/Netherlands hrrrng. Obviously the remedy is more Germany/Sweden er yeah. Of course.

Ignore my rambling, for I am drinking. Also there are manry men all over this fucking journal. I need to write some femslash or something. >.>

//add this to list of stuff NOT to read while in the kitchen with flatmates

[ravn90]

pppfttt.
You write NL so amazing XD

"serious discussion on the best stain removers for furniture upholstery." this..had me in stitches - and my flatmates gave me weird looks...

I mean if your flatmates like slash...

[tinediserp]

:D thank you! I always second-guess myself writing him, though.

DUDE YOU KNOW THEY WOULD. Discussing domestic-ness and cleaning must be their foreplay or something.

Re: not at all, pretty sure one is homophobic...

[ravn90]

I friggin love NL. bit of a fail RP'r of him, but still, he makes my day. such a creep, but still awesome.

"So I got a stain in my carpet..."
"what kind?"
"Red wine"
"ohh..tough one"
"yeah I know, spent hours on my knees scrubbing it out"
"Hard work?"
"you bet..."

*shot*
I could go on...but it's 2:38 am, let's not make my brain do silly stuff this late XD it never ends well

Re: not at all, pretty sure one is homophobic...

[tinediserp]

Pffft but he's such an unapologetic creep (whoa...whooooa...possibly just figured out why we're so similar/why it's so hard for me to write him) so it's cool.

Oh gawdayum now I want to write this with them derping over cleaning with BDSM in the background.

Silly stuff = always good. I love crack.

[mertseguer]

*Goes to get a blood transfusion because of massive nosebleed*

[tinediserp]

*donates blood for the cause - I'm O- so you can totally have it!*

(I'm using whatever icon is labeled "nosebleed" in my list...I have a feeling it's Netherlands, actually...)

Austria is my "OMG!" icon.

[tinediserp]

Whup, yeah it is. Hrrrrng Netherlands and smoking and glasses all at once!

[vampirenataliee]

Please do more of this. I love Netherlands/Germany just way to much.(and with fem!Germany it's just too sexy >D)

[tinediserp]

Mmmm will try!

...fem!Germany.

...oh dear.

..you are a dangerous commenter ;D

[vampirenataliee]

i know <3 Still, I love fem!Germany vuv