Men.

[tinfoil_star]

I just walked by a man who was struggling to carry a 12-pack of Keith's. What the hell is that? Not to be all primal or anything, but my boyfriend can pick me up over his head with one hand and that's fucking hot.

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[jessica_leah]

In all fairness, a 12 pack is oddly shaped and thus more difficult to carry.

[_lindz]

i just spent waaayy too long staring at your icon, jessica_leah.

[paperpath]

Keith's are heavier than they look, doncha know. They's got all that history behind 'em and tonnes of flavour to boot.
No, wait; that's Guinness I'm thinking about.

[petor221984]

you've forgotten your brother is a scrawny shit. i can't carry much either