Advice... (on girls)
OMG! LUST! What am I going to do! She's... she's....
I feel so foolish, I'm trying to be a gentleman, really, but she doesn't seem to think I need to be... I'm so confused. It's like my brain convulses around her and I can't THINK...
I LIKE her...
I really really do.
But I know it's not possible and well, want her to be happy with some special...
And yet... She she... Is like well you know, herself and it messes with my...
HOW MANY COLD SHOWERS CAN A MAN TAKE IN A HOUR????
OH GOD that DRESS IS amazing on her...
HELP!
*sputter* *bangs head* *PUBERTY is CRUEL!*