I've got an art school girlfriend, yeah.

[tinia_flab]

Overheard at a party I had to make an appearance at tonight: "Dude, there's a turtle fucking a pirate in my BED!!!"

My retort: "Well then get your ass back in there with some paper and some fucking colored pencils and see if you can't get your ass into art school."

Eh... I thought it was witty.

-Owen

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Whoooosssssshhhhhh

[anonymous]

That's the sound of that one going right over my skull.

I choose to love you anyway.

Rock on.
Mike

As a side NOTE

[anonymous]

http://captainphantasmo.blogspot.com/

Rock on.
Mike

[anonymous]

Iiiiiii got that.

Those stupid flyers from, like, ten years ago where you had to draw turtles and pirates? Good one, captain.

?!?

[tinia_flab]

Why thank you, pumpkin.

-Owen

[anonymous]

PS, you have an art school girlfriend? wow, things developed really quickly. Heh, I guess I get it now though .Woo hoo.

[tinia_flab]

Yeah... hey you should fix yourself up, I bet you'd look halfway decent then.

Ooops.

-Owen

[anonymous]

Y'know what? Sometimes you are just plain mean for no reason. You KNOW I look at LEAST half way decent... it could always be worse.

I could be Hungry Jack.

[tinia_flab]

Would that be Hungry Jack with a fake beard draped over it, or sans beard? I need to know the level of depression I'm supposed to feel when imagining HOW much worse it could be.

"Dude, Spuds, you're getting mashed potatoes all over my COUCH."

-Owen