how to tell if you're under mind control: #6, your eyeballs are all swirly

[tiniago]

Hello squigglies! I am home. Actually I've been home for about three weeks, I came back early for funereal purposes and have since been spending the intervening time wandering around like an apathetic food-poisoned zombie. But no more. Henceforth I intend to wander about like an apathetic food-poisoned zombie... WITH TALKATIVE TENDENCIES

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[whatho]

Oh god. NAMASTE. Oh, the Taj. I wasn't excited about the Taj until I actually saw it and it was more like the Taj than anything could possibly be, and it was raining and the climate was exactly like the UK, except with the Taj. You have more proof than I do that you went to India. I can't quite explain how much I want to be there right now. It would be even better without the monkeys. Also I think I know that elephant.

I LOVE YOU.

Welcome back very much indeed.

[tiniago]

I can't quite explain how much I want to be there right now.

Oh, I think I understand, oh, I think I do. *squeezes your hands* Oh. Oh. Oh. I lose words quite rapidly and then I just wave my arms about because oh the longing. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm glad you've been there too. Oh, I want to go back so much. It'll totally happen. We will get to go back. We could... build a boat? LET'S GO BACK. Oh. *clings to you awfully*

THE ELEPHANTS HAD MOTTLY EARS. OH. And the paint on their faces was so BRIGHT. And when you are on them THEY ROCK LIKE THE SEA. OH.

*loves you* *twirls you*

[herdivineshadow]

but there is only ONE picture with you in it!

[tiniago]

Well spotted! :D

[ommadon]

*nods* There is a sea next to Georgia, the Black Sea infact.

It hurts me that your car did not drive itself to the outside of your house on Sunday, I had come up with all sorts of wierd and wonderful adventures it could have had as it travelled there while you were still in India! :(

[ommadon]

BTW don't take from my slightly unusual tirade that I'm not happy to see you back ;)

[girlofprey]

I was mostly going to say things about you being home, but I got distracted by the MONKEYS and HUGE SILVER JARS. Also, views from plane windows are the best things ever. Mostly clouds look like snow, and sometimes the light from the plane makes rainbows on them. OMG.

MONKEY PALACE! Were there monkeys in it? Was there a King Monkey? Was there a Queen Monkey living out a life of leisure? Were there Monkey Servants who gossiped in the back corridors? Tell me now!

The mosques are beautiful. And I love the Taj. Is that what the cool kids call it? Gosh you went to a great place. Gadzooks, even ;)

I am glad you're home and possibly less food poisoned. I hope everything went alright with the funeral. I LOVE YOU. And so on.

[tiniago]

Views from plane windows make me feel like I am all buoyed up by light in the empty void where my soul should be. Oh. The blue.

THERE WERE SO MANY MONKEYS IN THE MONKEY PALACE! I couldn't tell if they had hierarchies and things. THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN. There were monkeys with wizened faces, and monkeys with aggressive natures, and monkeys who kidnapped other monkeys' babies, and monkeys who made love to other monkeys on the edges of the green temple pool. I COULDN'T TELL WHICH ONES WERE SERVANTS.

THE TAJ IS CERTAINLY WHAT THE COOL KIDS CALL IT. WHEN WE ARE HANGING WITH IT. HANGIN' WITH OUR HOMIE BUILDING FRIEND. OH IT WAS GREAT. *swirls you* YOU SHOULD GO. WE CAN GO ON A SHIP. YOU AND ME AND WHATHO AND SUNDRY OTHERS AND CAPTAIN BARBOSSA AND [my guilty and slightly evil world leader crush]. OH LET US GO. OH.

I love you too. *squish* The funeral was hilariously awful, which is quite heartening in a way. :D

[hokuton_punch]

Lord, that is a lot of moths.

MONKEYS AND ELEPHANTS AND CLOUDS AND MASONRY OH MY - I love them all! Stone screens, all of them, everywhere, should be considered the eighth wonder of the world. Anyone who can make stone look like lace, I AM IN AWE OF THEM. I can't even make clay look like a real pot. XD

I love to look out of the plane window! Plane windows have the best views on all earth without going up in the space shuttle or something.

[tiniago]

ISN'T IT THOUGH? :D I was like, WHOA, also AUGH.

The stone screens are so geometrical. And they're everywhere, on every damn tomb. And the things they do to the light. And people MADE them! :D I am impressed if you can wrassle clay AT ALL. I can't even make clay look like a lump with a hole in. NO, A LUMPY LUMP IS ALL I CAN HOPE FOR.

Probably plane windows have BETTER views than sopace shuttles. Yes. Also you are MARGINALLY less likely to get implanted by a sinister alien consciousness. Presumably.