He's After My Body : 08
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Minho heaves out a long sigh while Jonghyun and Key play a video game on the plasma screen TV. Another sigh departs from his lips, lasting even longer than the last one. But there were still no response from the two couples since they were so engrossed with the game. Minho felt really neglected, he wanted his two best guy friends to listen to his troubles, and so he inhales a deep, long breath and sighs out loud, desperately yearning for their attention.
“WHAAAAAAAT?!” Key screamed, startling Minho.
“Man, I died!” Jonghyun groaned.
“I just wanted to talk…” Minho weakly said that sounded like a whisper, he also had a pout on his face. He was fidgeting on the edge of the bed while the Key was sitting on the ground besides Jonghyun, who was lying on his belly.
Key rolled his eyes and placed the controller down and spun his body around. “Okay, spill it. Ever since you got back from your ‘vacation,’ you’ve been hanging around my place all day and sending out depress signals everywhere.”
The telephone rings from outside the room, Key groans as he gets up, telling them to hold up as he goes to answer it. Jonghyun, still on the ground, his eyes still focused on the screen as he waited patiently for Key to return for the next round.
“Okay… Well…” His eyes narrowed, eyeing Jjong as he twiddled his thumbs. “Have you guys done it before?”
The question caught Jjong off guard, so he flailed around on the ground as in an attempt to sit upwards. “What?”
“I know you heard me.”
Jonghyun rubbed his nose with his finger as he let out a sly grin. “Of course.”
“Who tops who?” Minho quickly asked, eager to know.
“Wh-what?” Jonghyun stammers as his eyes widened, he was shocked that Minho is even asking such personal questions. Minho isn’t really the type to pry into others’ businesses. Minho lifted his brows, waiting. “Heh, well, it switches from time to time. Sometimes I make him get on top of me, or-”
“Wait, you let Key enter you?” Minho interrupted, completely stunned.
“No, no!” Jjong waved both of his hands as he shook his head. “I’m the one who enters him. I mean, I don’t even like my nipples getting played with and all.” Minho shoots a puzzled look at him. The shorter boy chuckled at his lack of knowledge, “I mean, if you do it with someone and tease their nipples. You’d want a reaction from them, right? Well, with me, I get no reaction, so wouldn’t it be boring if someone entered me? But Key on the other hand, his reaction is really erotic…”
Minho nods slowly, taking note of his best friend’s allegation. “Really now…” The taller one murmurs curiously. He gets off of the bed and sits before Jjong, grabbing his hands and forcing them to touch his chest. “Lemme see…” Since Minho doesn’t understand why Taemin wants to enter him so badly, he thought he’ll try and find out. Jonghyun eyes filled with confusion and somewhat with fear because of this sudden action, he tried to pull his hands away but Minho’s grasp was too strong.
As Minho made Jonghyun’s palms rub his upper chest area in a circular motion, his face scrunched up, he wasn’t feeling anything at all. “Y-yah!” Jjong said. “What do you think you’re doing?!”
“Guess this means I’m not the one being entered.” He released Jjong’s wrists as he smiles. “Hey, what else? Does it like… Really hurt for the first time or something?” Jonghyun rolled his eyes, weirded out.
“Why? You’ve turned to guys now?” The blond-tipped hair boy asked with a smirk.
“No…” Minho frowned. “Just… Wondering because I almost saw two guys doing it…” He felt embarrass since he was referring to himself.
Just then Key enters back into the room. “What? Talking already? What I missed?”
“I want to know if it really hurts being entered.” Minho said bluntly, looking up at Key. “You should know, right?” Key’s jaw dropped as he froze, then he shot a fierce glare towards his lover and growled at him.
“What the fuck did you tell him?!” He hissed at Jjong as he coiled away. Minho tried to calm him, “sorry, I was just asking… It’s been bothering me.”
“Well, no shit it hurts. Assholes are usually meant for things to come out, not for things to come in.” Key snaps as he cocked his hip to the right, annoyed and embarrassed, why is he answering these questions again?
Jjong then raised his index and middle finger up together as he twiddled them with a big smile as he says “but… It doesn’t always have to be that way. You can always prepare the hole for things to enter but it’ll take time for the other person to get used to it.”
“Okay… How did you two know you were gay?”
Jonghyun laughed, “well, if you get a hard-on, then it’s obviously you feel sexually attracted to men, right?” Minho blushed as he remembered a few scenes from back then, he shook his head, no! Taemin was cheating, anyone would feel good if he touched them because he’s a sex demon with magical horny powers!
“…” But still Minho still wanted to know more, his pride has been completely shattered and Taemin will surely tease him about it, so he must redeem himself. “C-can you guys show me?”
Jjong wraps his arms around Key’s waist. “Hey, hey! Don’t be thinking dirty thoughts of my Key!” He warned as he glared, Key was shocked speechless and kicked his friend out of the house.
“Reflect on what you just said, idiot!” Key huffed as he slammed the door. But the door reopened again. “Oh yeah, your girlfriend called earlier, she said she’s on her way.”
“Girlfriend?” Minho questioned. “What girlf- ohhh…” Minho has a hunch on who it is and he could feel his heart jumping out of his chest because he’s definitely not ready to face Taemin yet. “Wait… He’s on his way?!”
Minho decided to waste his time at the park, hoping he wouldn’t run into Taemin, how could he face him after such an embarrassing event? He can’t help but wonder what kind of face he should wear in front of Taemin. He swung by himself on the swings, sighing and wondering until he completely froze when he heard someone’s footsteps approaching from behind.
He tightened his grip around the chains of the swings, swallowed hard as his heart pounded through his ears. “Minho?” A familiar voice called out, but it wasn’t who Minho was expecting. “Ahhh, I thought it was you. What are you doing here?” The male looked up and saw Krystal smiling as she waved at him, he felt somewhat relieved that it wasn’t Taem…
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“That good for nothin’ bastard!” Taemin hissed under his breath as he stormed down the streets. “When I get my hands on him… I am going to grab his and burn it with some , it'll looks so that he'll be on his knees begging me to
his but I'll just him into the end of and shove that down into him so hard that'll he'll just want more of and won't be able to live without it. See if he ignores me ever again!”
Taemin stopped in his tracks when he caught sight of Minho and Krystal together at the park. He ran closer to them, hiding by behind a tree that was a couple of distance away, any normal human wouldn’t be able to hear what they were saying but since Taemin is a demon he could hear them-they were talking about how they used to hang out a lot in Middle School. The incubus in the skirt didn’t like this at all, he could feel his face heating up from anger, his right hand that was clutching the thick tree tighten and it began to crack as he squeezed it harder. All of a sudden, Taemin broke the side of the tree and it caught on fire due to his anger.
Krystal and Minho turned to see what was happening, they both scurried over when they realized Taemin was frantically trying to blow away the small fire on the tree where his hand was just at. Minho threw off his jacket and flapped it awkwardly sideways to put out the fire. Luckily, the fire was pretty small and out before it could do any real damage.
“You’re bleeding a little…” Krystal reached out to grab Taemin’s injured hand, but he quickly smacked her hand away harshly to avoid being shocked by her. Her eyes widened.
“I’m fine.” Minnie said calmly and smiling sweetly, suppressing his annoyance. Minho frowned, “that wasn’t very nice. You should apologize.” Oh, now Taemin was fuming again.
“Did I do anything wrong? I said I was fine.” He was smiling but his tone of voice sounded harsh. His hand had a few scratches from the tree splinters but since he’s a demon, it’ll quickly heal up in a few minutes. Minho couldn’t understand why this demon was being so pissy.
“You’re not acting like you’re fine.” Minho retorted, feeling frustrated with the demon’s attitude. Minnie scoffed and began to walk off without looking back; he needed to cool down before he did something else stupid. He felt a sharp stinging in his chest when he thought about Minho defending that girl. “Argh!” He ruffled his hair with frustration. “Whatever, I’ll just think of a plan to get rid of her later.”
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“Sorry about that, Krystal…” Minho rubbed the back of his neck. “She’s probably on the time of her month, you know?” Even though he’s a male.
“Ah, I see,” she laughed lightly, brushing a part of her long, wavy hair behind her ear. “It’s okay, I understand.” Minho has always liked this understanding part of Krystal and how nice she always was. “But I was surprised, I didn’t expect you to be… angry at her like that. It was like you actually have feelings!”
Minho furrowed his brows. “What do you mean by that?”
“I mean, back then it was like you didn’t really care about anything.” She explained while walking around the park. “It’s nice though, to see that you have different expressions. Did things change a lot after we left?”
“Oh,” Minho averted his eyes to the ground as he followed her around. It was true; he didn’t want to show any weaknesses so he tried his hardest not to show any emotion back then. “Not really… Until I met Minnie, ugh… She really turned my life upside down. I’ve seen things I’ve never seen before and learned things that I never even knew existed. Not to mention she’s devious, unpredictable at times, demanding, and stubborn! I’m not sure how to deal with her at times…”
“I didn’t think she was your type,” Krystal raised her brows, feeling stunned. “You usually like my type.”
“Huh? No, he-she’s definitely not my type!” Minho quickly denied, he could feel his face turning pink.
“What? So you’re not dating her?”
“N-no…” At least Minho doesn’t remember asking Taemin out and vice versa.
“Guess that means I still have a chance with you?” Wait, what? Minho looked up at the girl who was twirling around the monkey bars and she gave him a cheesy smile.
Meanwhile, Taemin was still cooling down on an empty street, he found a can on the ground and kicked it-letting it fly up and crashing into someone’s second story window. He was so occupied with his thoughts he didn’t even notice that Onew was watching over him.
Jinki sighed, he didn’t like seeing the sight of Taemin moping around and being angry. His dislike for Minho grew even more, he dug into his pocket and pulled out a small glass bottle that was pitch black and had a crystal heart on top of the cap. He felt his pulse rising as he lightly clutched it in his hands and he breathed, “all right… I’ll use it.”
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Onew was pacing back and forth in Minho’s kitchen, he was feeling nervous. He bought a pack of water bottles to use, he pulled out the black bottle and opened it and poured it into one of the bottles. He inhaled in and out to calm his nerves, convincing himself that nothing will go wrong as long as Minho drinks this.
Suddenly, the door propped opened, the loud bang startled Onew and his foot slipped since the floor was waxed this morning. He fell forward onto the counter, causing the water bottles to fall over, as he spazzed out a little on the kitchen counter Minho entered.
“Wh-what are you doing here?” Minho asked, surprised and feeling scared. Onew finally stood up, looking down frantically at the bottles, he cursed in his head when he picked up the three fallen bottles. He remembers clearly that the center bottle was the one with the potion he placed in.
“The queen told me to watch over Taemin for awhile,” Onew explained, clearing his throat since it was feeling itchy. He was used to doing something that felt… shady. “Wanna drink?”
“Oh, sure.” Minho caught the bottle that he threw to him, he gave a suspicious look.
“If I did something to you, Taemin would kill me, so don’t worry.” Onew grabbed the bottle on the right, opened it and drank a sip of it. It still didn’t clear the itch in his throat. When Minho opened the cap to his bottle, Onew quickly grabbed the photo of Krystal and held it up to him.
“Who’s this?” Onew asked, he could feel sweat forming on his forehead as Minho looked at it, placing the bottle closer and closer to his lips. The older demon was starting to feel a little dizzy, but he shook his head and focused on Minho’s Adams apple as he gulped down the water.
“She used to be my classmate,” Minho said, twisting the cap back on as he stared at the picture. Onew started to feel fluffy inside as he stared at Minho’s neck, his eyes trailed down to the human’s chest, stomach, legs, and back up to his face. “Uh, you okay, Onew?”
Onew held his hand out, using his index finger to call him over as he seductively said, “Come… Come here.” Minho looked around the kitchen, feeling a bit confused, but he stepped forward, getting closer to Onew.
“Yeah?”
“I made you come with one finger, imagine what else I could do to you with the rest.” Minho’s face grew pale as the demon’s face drew in closer to his. The human’s back was up against the kitchen cabinet now as he tried to avoid Onew who had lust in his eyes.
“Wh-what are you doing?” He asked nervously, he was feeling slightly awkward and uncomfortable at the moment. Onew’s breathing was getting harder and Minho could feel the warmth of it as he brushed against the surface of his neck. He tried to push Onew off of him but the demon wouldn’t budge.
Ah, little did Onew know that when he knocked over the bottles, the bottled he placed the potion in rolled over and switched with the bottle he gave Minho. Also that potion is a strong love potion that’s called “Fall in Love at First Sight, Literally!”
Onew used one hand to grab both of Minho’s wrists, slamming it above his head. Panic began to fill Minho’s eyes as he was trying to comprehend the situation. The demon looked like he was a mad dog in heat. With his other free hand, Jinki began to tear Minho’s t-shirt.
“Y-yah!! Watch it!” Minho yelled, he looked down and his eyes almost popped out when he saw a huge bulge, not his bulge but the demon who was restraining him. Finally, he was beginning to understand what was going on, he’s about to be devoured if he doesn’t do something soon.
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Taemin could feel his something twitching inside of his body and he looked up into the sky as he frowned. “My Minho-In-Danger-Senses are tingling.”
a/n: ahh, been awhile eh? sorry for neglecting my updates! but it's summer now :) so I'm super happy I could fart rainbows! & I feel creative for using some Sanrio characters to censor Taemin's words ;)
I wonder if I should add more JongKey screen time? Yes, no? Maybe so?
Next time on He’s After My Body… Taemin’s angry. Minho’s chastity is once again in danger because DUBULGE is after his body. Krystal’s plotting to win Minho’s heart or is she only after his body also? HMMMM. JongKey… Well, they’re just JongKey :D SO… Now that Minho has gained a little more knowledge on how to do it, will he ever test it out? Ohohoho! But who shall save Minho? What’s Taemin going to do about Krystal? OHSHITOHSHIT, I want to know. >:3 (LOL, I'm having way too much fun with this)