Absolutely Brilliant

[tinik_ling]

I personally loved this one...

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IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.

George Carlin's Views on AgingDo you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're

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[neo_jehuty]

No "Get a Pet?" That supposedly extends your lifespan by around 2-3 years.

[tinik_ling]

That's just being too specific and doesn't really account for people who are allergic or sensitive to them - unless they have something of the electronic/digital sort that is... It's also listed on item 7.