everyday should be like this morning.

"i would like to run charlie cavanagh over with a car."

... bliss...

"I was sitting outside today looking at the scar I have, from running into my dresser. And it kind of made me wonder... why does sex make people so stupid? And I dont mean like right after sex stupid, but like, generally stupid. Like everyday stupid?".... OH EMILY...

good god emily can you bitch some more about larry hating you? please, cuz it really matters to the rest of the world :0) hahaha... god these things are so fucking gay.

i've conformed