Smuttysws Posts
[Strips off and dives into lake]
[Wondering what to do with herself]
I'm not a toy! [Flies off]
[Peeks at you from up high]
[Crams a doughnut in her mouth]
[Dancing around in underwear, music blaring]
[In bed, buried in her blankets]
[Muttering about slime. Heading for showers]
These places are all the same..
[Burrowing under blankets, fighting off waking]
Infomercials are the zombies of tv-land
If only it were that easy...
This one time at Band Camp...
Last time I checked, that's mine.
[In garage, working on her car]
Broken things can be pretty too.
[Musing in her backyard at night]
Need a note: 'Not an ornament'...
[Sits on the Mall Santa's lap]
No, I do not grant wishes..
Free to good home: One pixie
Sometimes, I feel a little lost.
[Returning wearily from an Underhill battle]
*Trying to pick up a book*
"Okay, I'm listening. What is it?"
I really don't see the problem.