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[tinkerkat]

Newton chewed my vibrator to pieces today.

Unhappy Kat. Very unhappy Kat.

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[chrisheckisking]

awesome

[hippo_crates]

Best lj post ever.

[roomtoroam]

You named your cat Newton

That's awesome.

My dog got a hold of my vibrator one day, it was scary. All I could see was my life flashing before me
My golden prancing around the living room with a vibrator in his mouth for all my family to see.

Fun, Really fun.

[boldredcentered]

What bothers me about this is that Newton, a puppy that can't climb things, managed to reach your vibrator...meaning it was probably just lying around on the ground. Perturbing.

[boldredcentered]

...and Danny thinks he's entitled to some rent money. According to FB anyways.

[tinkerkat]

Oh, I'm aware.