The thing about fandom is that you can make anyone have sex. ANYONE. I could write Guild Fighters/Toto. In fact, now I'm kind of tempted to. And what with being a main character, it seems pretty logical you'd see him with just about anyone. He talks to everyone, plus being the only main character with a previous canon sexual relationship (not to mention proof of its consumation! Yay Jeb! \o/) it's easier to think, yep, he can have sex with Tutor/Lavender Eyes/Ahamo/DG/Glitch/Raw/A Clone Of Himself/Father Vue.
So I think my answer is something around "everyone is fanon's whore" or something. Rule 34 means that there's obviously going to be every sort of porn you can imagine. It might be hard to find, but it's out there. And if I can't find it, by god, I'll write it.
Yes, you can put anyone with anyone but Cain seams the main one with everyone. Most people in this Fandom enjoy Cain with someone. It may just be the hotness of Neal but wither your a Cain/DG, Cain/Glitch or Cain/Zero fan, we all love Cain.
Ahem. Yes. Why did you pick Cain for your MVP of the porn world, anyway? DG and Glitch seem to play bicycle pretty well too. Or do you genuinely believe there's an 80% chance that if there's porn Cain will be in it?
Pretty much what Lu said. *shrug* From my perspective GLITCH is fandom's official slut but that's because I am the obsessingest fangirl to every obsess. It's all about perspective.
Let's see... there's also: Glitch/Jeb Glitch/Ahamo Glitch/Ahamo/LE Glitch/Raw Glitch/any and every Longcoat EVER Glitch/Ambrose Glitch/Cain/Adora Glitch/DG/Cain Glitch/a gazillion OFCs and OMCs and I'm pretty sure there's Glitch/VySor somewhere
Most people I know can figure out how those pairings happen/read fic/write fic/SHIP IT... and don't really do the Cain/Jeb, Cain/Zero, Cain/LE to name a few. My point is that just because you've yet to meet someone who doesn't like Cain and can't ship him with almost anyone, doesn't mean that he's most likely the fandom bicycle. In my random travels through fandom, I've found it to be Glitch everyone likes/can ship it. I've got to agree with Keri and Lu: there really is no single fandom bicycle. It's all about perspective.
And for the record: Cain is actually my least favorite character. Just because you haven't met someone who doesn't like Cain doesn't mean such people don't exist.
(Apologies if the tone of this is snarky. I am half asleep. Really just trying to debate.)
01. I second Lu - everyone is getting lucky at some point.
+I was Cain/DG* from Day One. Still am. +I am DIE HARD Wyatt/Adora. +I can see Cain/Az. Hell, I wrote the first Cain/Az fic in the fandom. Odd, yes? +Slash isn't my first choice, in any way, but I've read a LOT of Cain/Glitch. I blame kseda. I'm not saying I like it, but I find I don't hate it. And I've written it, too +Long as the story is believable, I'll even take Cain/OC
If it gets you going, great, but I'll be steering clear of Cain/Jeb. I don't see Cain/Zero, either, but -again- slash isn't my thing. *shrug*
Cain/the Queen I've seen around, once or twice
Jeb/DG in the case of rissy_james's fic ONLY: Jeb/Az _____________ * but only after time has passed. They didn't get busy five minutes after the eclipse.
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I'm just here for the show. (waves tiny Cain/DG flag)
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So I think my answer is something around "everyone is fanon's whore" or something. Rule 34 means that there's obviously going to be every sort of porn you can imagine. It might be hard to find, but it's out there. And if I can't find it, by god, I'll write it.
Edited to add that this is rule 34. ♥
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Jessie_chaos/Motivational%20Posters/Rule34.jpg
Sorry, I'm the Queen of Motivational Posters :P
Yes, you can put anyone with anyone but Cain seams the main one with everyone. Most people in this Fandom enjoy Cain with someone. It may just be the hotness of Neal but wither your a Cain/DG, Cain/Glitch or Cain/Zero fan, we all love Cain.
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Ahem. Yes. Why did you pick Cain for your MVP of the porn world, anyway? DG and Glitch seem to play bicycle pretty well too. Or do you genuinely believe there's an 80% chance that if there's porn Cain will be in it?
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I don't think that just because Cain is there, there will be porn, I just think he the one that everyone can Pair him up with some, and like it.
If that makes sense?
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I think I've read so much fanfic of those two that I pretty much consider all the pre-series stuff actual backstory for those characters... :D
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Shhh! Don't Say that too loud or the Cain/Adora Fans might get you ^_~
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...this was a useless comment.
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I sse:
Glitch/DG
Glitch/LE
Glitch/AZ
Glitch/Cain
and last time I watched Glitch/Zero O_O Shoot me
I'm sure there is more but I is tired.
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Glitch/Jeb
Glitch/Ahamo
Glitch/Ahamo/LE
Glitch/Raw
Glitch/any and every Longcoat EVER
Glitch/Ambrose
Glitch/Cain/Adora
Glitch/DG/Cain
Glitch/a gazillion OFCs and OMCs
and I'm pretty sure there's Glitch/VySor somewhere
Most people I know can figure out how those pairings happen/read fic/write fic/SHIP IT... and don't really do the Cain/Jeb, Cain/Zero, Cain/LE to name a few. My point is that just because you've yet to meet someone who doesn't like Cain and can't ship him with almost anyone, doesn't mean that he's most likely the fandom bicycle. In my random travels through fandom, I've found it to be Glitch everyone likes/can ship it. I've got to agree with Keri and Lu: there really is no single fandom bicycle. It's all about perspective.
And for the record: Cain is actually my least favorite character. Just because you haven't met someone who doesn't like Cain doesn't mean such people don't exist.
(Apologies if the tone of this is snarky. I am half asleep. Really just trying to debate.)
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I'm tempted to link to Cain/Giant Squid, too.
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+I was Cain/DG* from Day One. Still am.
+I am DIE HARD Wyatt/Adora.
+I can see Cain/Az. Hell, I wrote the first Cain/Az fic in the fandom. Odd, yes?
+Slash isn't my first choice, in any way, but I've read a LOT of Cain/Glitch. I blame kseda. I'm not saying I like it, but I find I don't hate it. And I've written it, too
+Long as the story is believable, I'll even take Cain/OC
If it gets you going, great, but I'll be steering clear of Cain/Jeb. I don't see Cain/Zero, either, but -again- slash isn't my thing. *shrug*
Cain/the Queen I've seen around, once or twice
Jeb/DG
in the case of rissy_james's fic ONLY: Jeb/Az
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* but only after time has passed. They didn't get busy five minutes after the eclipse.
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Cain/Az normally comes with Jeb/DG and that is just BAD >_< poor kids, do they call him grandpa or Uncle....
You know my views on slash so I will stay quiet on that one ^_____^
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And you love me anyway. %]
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*MAWAH* But still is determined to being you to the dark side one day.
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