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[tinminiskirt]

Yanno, you'd think after twelve straight hours I'd get tired of it, but no.

So did everybody go and have kids but me and Dex? I mean...seriously, what's up with that? Little fuckers....

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[thekissass]

You know, I hope to god Grif does not have a kid in future!

I don't even want to imagine what it would be like!

i swear she wouldn't be this rude if she were sober. Dx

[tinminiskirt]

Probably awesome, so shut up.

[Voice]

[good_domination]

Wow!?

Everyone's having children!? That's fantastic! Our community is growing!

OH SHUT UP! IT'S HORRIBLE! TEX HAS A SON! I MUST KILL THAT IDIOT SHE IS WITH!

What?! You can't kill Church! You can't kill anyone! It is not nice!

I CAN KILL WHOEVER I WANT WITH MY NEW HOST!

Don't talk about Sou-

DO NOT SPEAK HER NAME! IDIOT! FUCK! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

[Voice]

[tinminiskirt]

Who's Sou? Soup? Sous-chef?

[Voice]

[good_domination]

NO-ONE!

Absolutely no-one!

[Voice]

[tinminiskirt]

You sure?

[for_a_muffin]

I do not understand....

I saw in BIG writing...That Tex loves York..

But she does not love York! She loves Tex! Church! ....Sommmmebody...

[tinminiskirt]

The universe is a confusing place, 'boosey.

ME AND PIXIE SPAMMMMM JOO! [Voice]

[texed]

[Loud crash followed by very drunken giggles]

I...Don't!

[More giggles]

Have a kid!

aaaaah *drowns in spammage* [Voice]

[tinminiskirt]

...what are you doing over there, Texy-Bexy?

[Voice] MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[texed]

[More loud noises]

NOTHING!

AHA!

AHA!

Got any more Whiskey? Or do we need to rob more places?!

[Voice]

[tinminiskirt]

[giddy-ish laughter]

No whiskey! We're making jagerbombs!

[sexyincyan]

I can't even pretend to know what's going on. Seriously. Makes absolutely no god damn sense.

[tinminiskirt]

No shit. You know those old sci-fi vids where people went back in time and fucked with the space-time continuium and the future ended up ruled by monkeys? And then they went back and fucked with it some more and the fabric of reality just collapsed?

Yeah. That's totally what's happening here.

[sexyincyan]

Oh god, don't fuckin' remind me, I hated Planet of the Apes. Dunno why, but that movie just bugged the shit outta me.

..... wait.

So the fabric of reality is going to collapse? Shit, it is armageddon after all.

[tinminiskirt]

Yeah, The Thing was way better.

Tucker, Thylas apologized. Would he apologize if he'd done anything less than break the universe?