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[tinminiskirt]

Sober again. Kind of. Sort of. Not really. But anyway. Y'know, it would have been nice if somebody told me the world wasn't ending before I went and did him that.

Now, a little bird told me that Saren Arterius and company and T'Soni, equally evil are here. Any truth to that? Because if there is, I think we ought to haul out the big guns. The really

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Private \\ Ash only.

[sexyincyan]

Y'know, I'm not gonna pull any of that damn macho 'tell me you don't regret it' bullshit like most people probably expect me to, but... y'know, assuming we do live through this, y'know. Not gonna let this fuck up us being friends or anything, right?

Private \\ Tucker only.

[tinminiskirt]

Course not. And no, even though you didn't ask, I don't completely regret it. Just don't expect a repeat, okay?

And if Sister or Dex even find out, I'm going to commit hara-kiri.

Private \\ Ash only.

[sexyincyan]

.... heh. Well, guess I can't argue with that. And yeah, I know, no repeats or nothin'. End of the world one-time special only 'n all.

Yeah, I'm sure as hell not tellin' either one of 'em, so.. I think the secret's safe.

Private \\ Tucker only.

[tinminiskirt]

As long as we're both on the same page. Though the end of the world turned out to be a fluke...seriously, how many lameass not-apocalypses do you think we're going to have here?

Good. There wasn't anybody else in the house to, y'know, hear us, was there?

[pissedoffkrogan]

... what the hell.

How the hell is Saren even still alive? Already killed him once. Yeah, I'm in. This time, I'm going to make sure he stays dead.

[tinminiskirt]

There're lots of dead people who turn up alive here. Don't ask me how it works.

You killed him? Fuck yes. Wish I'd seen it.

Yeah, this time he's going to be good and dead. Doesn't have anywhere to run, now.

[vanguarded]

[pissedoffkrogan]

[vanguarded]

[pissedoffkrogan]

Fuck. You.

You're dead. We already killed you.

Going to kill you again, too. God damn psycho.

[hawtinyellow]

Did what?!

[tinminiskirt]

...

Drank six bottles of Jose Cuervo.

[hawtinyellow]

Oh!!

Okay! At least you haven't drunk as much as Tex! Last time I saw her, she was at the door with some weird boys asking if we had beer!

She was on her 500th shot and 7th bottle of whiskey! It's how she isn't dead!

[tinminiskirt]

Weird boys?

That's intense. I think she just won the hardcore award for...ever. Not even my friend and I got to five hundred.

[talizorah]

Saren is here?! Where!?

Does the commander have a plan of action? Also, I do not have my gun at this moment. I might need to borrow one if that is okay with you, Williams.

[tinminiskirt]

I don't know, but we'll find him.

Shepard's been trying to track him down for the last few days, I think. I'll have to talk to him about an exact plan, if he's got one. Yeah, go ahead and borrow my pistol. I'm keeping the rifle.

[talizorah]

Good. I was sure Saren was dead, we killed him.

Yes, I have been out with him. But he did not say exactly what we were tracking, so I did not put all my abilities to use. Now I understand why he was so tense. I am sure the Commander does, he always does. Thank you, Williams. I appreciate it.

[tinminiskirt]

Dead people here have a habit of not staying dead, unfortunately.

He took...you? Oh. Okay. I'm coming along this time, though. Uh-huh, he's always got a plan. 's why he's the Skipper.

No problem, Tali.