Memearella
Friday meme time.
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TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A photo my wife took in Hawaii last year
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
3.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
suspicious moles, my second bicuspids and my virginity.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
2 sofas last night.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
I’ve had by bell rung but not been out cold.
BULLSHIT
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No way in hell.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Ian.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Green and red.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes but I ain’t sayin’.
DARES
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
As long as he wasn’t repulsive, sure.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No, I like my bits an pieces.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Sure, provided the definition of 'blog' was sufficiently specific that I could communicate with my friends in other ways.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Probably. Crtainly if I were drunk.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
I started to say ‘no’ but then though of child molesters and changed it to ‘depends on the person’.
DUMB
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My phone
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
Yes but not as good as people think.
Q: Do you have wood or lay carpet in your house?
Both - carpet in the bedrooms, wood everyplace else.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
3, ‘dressy’ ones, beach ones and crappy shower shoes from Old Navy for the gym.
LAST
Q: Last person who texted you?
Jim P
Q: Last person who called you?
My niece Tiff
Q: Person you hugged?
The wife
FAVORITES
Q: Number?
9
Q: Season?
Summer
Q: Colour?
Blue, I mean green - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CURRENT
Q: Missing someone?
Jim.
Q: Mood?
Good.
Q: Listening to?
playback on an elearning course I just recorded
Q: Watching?
Said course
Q: Worrying about?
How did I screw up the cut-and-past!
Q: Wearing?
Hawaiian shirt and jeans
RANDOM
Q: First place you went this morning?
The bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
I’ve a lot of things I’m looking forward too but am old enough now not to want to rush any of them.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes!
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes.
CORRECTED
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A photo my wife took in Hawaii last year
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
3.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
suspicious moles, my second bicuspids and my virginity.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
2 sofas last night.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
I’ve had by bell rung but not been out cold.
BULLSHIT
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No way in hell.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Ian.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Green and red.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes but I ain’t sayin’.
DARES
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
As long as he wasn’t repulsive, sure.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No, I like my bits an pieces.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Sure, provided the definition of 'blog' was sufficiently specific that I could communicate with my friends in other ways.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Probably. Crtainly if I were drunk.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
I started to say ‘no’ but then though of child molesters and changed it to ‘depends on the person’.
DUMB
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My phone
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
Yes but not as good as people think.
Q: Do you have wood or lay carpet in your house?
Both - carpet in the bedrooms, wood everyplace else.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
3, ‘dressy’ ones, beach ones and crappy shower shoes from Old Navy for the gym.
LAST
Q: Last person who texted you?
Jim P
Q: Last person who called you?
My niece Tiff
Q: Person you hugged?
The wife
FAVORITES
Q: Number?
9
Q: Season?
Summer
Q: Colour?
Blue, I mean green - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CURRENT
Q: Missing someone?
Jim.
Q: Mood?
Good.
Q: Listening to?
playback on an elearning course I just recorded
Q: Watching?
Said course
Q: Worrying about?
How did I screw up the cut-and-past!
Q: Wearing?
Hawaiian shirt and jeans
RANDOM
Q: First place you went this morning?
The bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
I’ve a lot of things I’m looking forward too but am old enough now not to want to rush any of them.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes!
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes.