I'd save the sheep from extinction, 'cause they can be eaten, don't overpopulate and produce nice sweaters for me to wear. I'd take a giraffe home with me 'cause monkeys smell like poop. I'd rather be turned into a cat. Duh. I'd make the crocodile disappear 'cause then Australia would only have 999,999 deadly animals. I'd like to speak to a bird 'cause they already sing so nice. I'd rather have a human as companion. Pigs can't start fires or fend off pirates. I'd tame a dinosaur! And make it eat Tiffany! And I'd like to be a pigeon so's I could get away with pooping on stuff.
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I'd take a giraffe home with me 'cause monkeys smell like poop.
I'd rather be turned into a cat. Duh.
I'd make the crocodile disappear 'cause then Australia would only have 999,999 deadly animals.
I'd like to speak to a bird 'cause they already sing so nice.
I'd rather have a human as companion. Pigs can't start fires or fend off pirates.
I'd tame a dinosaur! And make it eat Tiffany!
And I'd like to be a pigeon so's I could get away with pooping on stuff.
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