As the packaging is recycled, the cards trashed, those really sad people who don't include you within their number start a countdown to
the Trek film on May 17, the Invisible Hobbits really do become unfindable, the mittens and gloves are replaced by summer-wear (yes, really already bloody hell in a shop I go to regularly already without a trace of apology), there is the winter fuel bill about to drop on the mat, the car is serviced and found boring (that really grates every nerve since The Audi Of Love went crump), the Kindle update took away some of the features that you were most fond of, the search for a pair of jeans that feel as good as you deserve just gets too hopeless, yes all of that...
...know that even Hobbits have that Monday is lasting up to the weekend feeling too.
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