Please please go to this link and stop the author of 50 thingies of stalking, rape-friendly fic and badly written porn from entering the Times mag top 100 list of authors. Please.
http://time100.time.com/2013/03/28/time-100-poll/slide/e-l-james/Post idea from Tumblr.
This is your reward if you say no
and this is what will happen if you say yes.....
I would like to point out I may be not quite able to fulfil delivery date on the first item (cough cough)