Oh my, what pretty hair you have...

[tiny_dancer]

I'm never quite sure how to respond when people ask me if my hair is real. Not if the colour is natural or if I have a perm, no no. They want to know if my actual hair is indeed, my own. I never know what to say. If I say yes, the automatic response is for them to reach out and touch it, which creeps me out. I'm not a touchable person, something

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[blueophelia]

Bend your leg like a penguin? How does a penguin bend its leg?

[tiny_dancer]

dude, I SO meant to say flamingo! Wow, I'm off the charts. I'll go fix it ;)

[blueophelia]

That's what I thought! But then I was like "Hm. Maybe this is a saying in Canada? Maybe Ontario people call a flamingo a penguin?" And that seemed like a stupid thing to think, but I was confused.

[tiny_dancer]

ONTARIO?! you think I'm from ONTARIO?! Biggest insult ever. That's worse than being called a Republican!