Today, I jumped off a 3/4 length telephone pole. The guy who waited for me at the bottom was super cute.

It was my favorite time I ever got paid.

Buckle up, kids. I've got a long one for ya.

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On Wednesday I met the youngest adult I've ever encountered ( Read more... )

I'm a not a physicist. Nor am I very well educated on the intricacies of relativity. But-- I can speak in glittering generalities, and I intend to ( Read more... )

... for I am, truly, THE Guitar Hero.

Yeah baby.

One Sunday evening, about five or six months ago, I decided to NOT pay attention to what my pastor was talking about, but wander around through the Gospels ( Read more... )

There's a swing in my local playground that I have a feeling will become very special to me. It's a swing designed for parents to swing with their small children, so it's basically a big plastic chair that throws logic away and molds perfectly your shape, no matter your body type ( Read more... )

I just learned that ANOTHER one of my friends is on unprescribed medication to deal with depression.

Discussion Questions--

a) How do I keep finding these people?
b) What happened to people eating tubs of ice cream when depressed?

Bahh!

Whoever decided that one innocent person + one pitiful inflatable tube attached to a speed boat + lake = a good time... ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. It's better than anything an amusement park could recreate ( Read more... )

I do not have the emotional stability or maturity to have any more unreciprocated attractions to the opposite sex.

This bites.