Timestamp: Constituents #2
Anyway, I've had this sitting in GoogleDocs for a couple of weeks, and it's about as good as it's going to get. After I posted my Jared backstory, I kind of rambled about Chad in the comments and decided I wanted to do some stuff from his POV. Again, this isn't really vital to my Big Bang, I just wanted to write some Chad stuff.
Chad is not prepared for Jared Padalecki.
For one, the dude is ginormous, and he's not really sure they're both going to fit into a tiny dorm room with all their shit. And second, he is not ready to watch the guy make out with another dude.
It's pretty much the last thing he expected to see. For the first time in his life, he leaves a party halfway through and trudges back to the dorm, silently freaking out. Thinks about all the twinky guys he's worked with, protested with and lines them up against Jared, this giant kid from Texas who could kick his ass, but never would.
Jared tiptoes around the room for three days before he can't take it anymore, makes a bad joke and clears the air.
Chad's adaptable and progressive, and Jared's like a magnet for hot chicks, so it works out.
***
"They're never gonna let you work at the White House if you've been arrested, you know." Jared's standing outside of the cell, hands on his hips and a big fucking smug smile on his face. Chad scowls and stands near the door as the police officer unlocks it, giving Jared the stink eye.
"Yea well, my legs aren't as long as yours, fucker. I can't believe you took off." Chad flips him off, and Jared just laughs as he pushes the doors open to the street. "Thanks for bailing me out though."
"Someone had to."
"Now buy me lunch. I'm fucking starving."
***
Jared and Todd break up, and well. Chad's not sure how to handle it. So he takes Jared out, gets him drunk and tries to get him to hook up with random dudes. Except Jared just kind of sits there and stares into his beer, getting steadily drunker while Chad watches a hot girl at the bar.
Basically, it's the lamest night ever.
"It's just." Jared pouts. "The sex was really hot."
Chad groans and slams his head down on the table.
"I'm sorry! It was just. It was really hot." Chad rolls his eyes and drains his beer, slamming the bottle on the table. "And now I'm alone. Again." Jared's pouting again, and Chad's going to kill himself.
"Okay, look, I'm going to kick you in the balls if you don't stop." Jared bites at his bottom lip and nods. "Seriously, find some guy, go home with him and forget about Assface." Jared stares down into his beer for a minute, before lifting the glass and draining it. He slams it on the table and gets up, and Chad mentally cheers and gets another beer.
***
Jensen Fucking Ackles.
See, Chad knew from the minute Jared brought him up, that he was going to turn out to be bad fucking news. There are assholes everywhere, but the way Jared bitches about him, Ackles isn't just a run of the mill, Republican douchbag.
The way he sees it, Jared's either going to punch the guy in the face, or fuck him.
He hopes Jared goes with the face punching.
Chad is not prepared for Jared Padalecki.
For one, the dude is ginormous, and he's not really sure they're both going to fit into a tiny dorm room with all their shit. And second, he is not ready to watch the guy make out with another dude.
It's pretty much the last thing he expected to see. For the first time in his life, he leaves a party halfway through and trudges back to the dorm, silently freaking out. Thinks about all the twinky guys he's worked with, protested with and lines them up against Jared, this giant kid from Texas who could kick his ass, but never would.
Jared tiptoes around the room for three days before he can't take it anymore, makes a bad joke and clears the air.
Chad's adaptable and progressive, and Jared's like a magnet for hot chicks, so it works out.
***
"They're never gonna let you work at the White House if you've been arrested, you know." Jared's standing outside of the cell, hands on his hips and a big fucking smug smile on his face. Chad scowls and stands near the door as the police officer unlocks it, giving Jared the stink eye.
"Yea well, my legs aren't as long as yours, fucker. I can't believe you took off." Chad flips him off, and Jared just laughs as he pushes the doors open to the street. "Thanks for bailing me out though."
"Someone had to."
"Now buy me lunch. I'm fucking starving."
***
Jared and Todd break up, and well. Chad's not sure how to handle it. So he takes Jared out, gets him drunk and tries to get him to hook up with random dudes. Except Jared just kind of sits there and stares into his beer, getting steadily drunker while Chad watches a hot girl at the bar.
Basically, it's the lamest night ever.
"It's just." Jared pouts. "The sex was really hot."
Chad groans and slams his head down on the table.
"I'm sorry! It was just. It was really hot." Chad rolls his eyes and drains his beer, slamming the bottle on the table. "And now I'm alone. Again." Jared's pouting again, and Chad's going to kill himself.
"Okay, look, I'm going to kick you in the balls if you don't stop." Jared bites at his bottom lip and nods. "Seriously, find some guy, go home with him and forget about Assface." Jared stares down into his beer for a minute, before lifting the glass and draining it. He slams it on the table and gets up, and Chad mentally cheers and gets another beer.
***
Jensen Fucking Ackles.
See, Chad knew from the minute Jared brought him up, that he was going to turn out to be bad fucking news. There are assholes everywhere, but the way Jared bitches about him, Ackles isn't just a run of the mill, Republican douchbag.
The way he sees it, Jared's either going to punch the guy in the face, or fuck him.
He hopes Jared goes with the face punching.