THE AKAME MASS COMMENT FICCY THING REDUX! (#1)

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It's that time of the year...

Same as last time. You know what to do.

PROMPT. WRITE. PIMP. STALK.
Go!

You can: prompt even if you don't plan to write; prompt/write any rating from g to nc-17; prompt/write drama incarnations of akame. you don't need to be prompted to write ;)

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[gothicauthor]

Jin is depressed, and everyone knows it. The photographers try to drag smiles out of him and fail. They work with his ever-present pout from different angles and try for the sexy look. This is slightly more successful but only because of really amazing lighting, but no matter what they do, they can't get the shade of melancholy completely off of his face. Finally, the staff just shrug to each other; fans will eat it up either way

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[luciene]

I AM FUCKING DYING, just so you know.

and UEDA ninja-ing his way in there. I LOVE YOU

♥

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[gothicauthor]

Ueda must get his snark in. XD

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

♥

GA

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[orange_smaug]

Oh man they're both so lame (that the poem mentions puppies means he had a hand in writing it, no excuses Kame XD), so perfect for each other ♥. ALSO I LOVE THE OMAKE I can't believe you managed to work Kame's commando lifestyle in to it a;skld;fj.

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[gothicauthor]

To be fair, Kame was trying to be lame, but on the other hand, he's a naturally corny creature. XD

I HAD TO. I HAD TO. I can't believe the undisturbed line of his hip hasn't inspired more fic yet.

GA

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[ayuzak]

Omg, Kame, Jin's lameness has infected you!

There needs to be more fics on Kame's assets !!!!!!!!!!

Thank You!

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[gothicauthor]

XD They will be lame together forever~ I don't know if that's consoling or frightening...

Thanks for reading!

GA

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[luciene]

They will hobble about together in their old age reminiscing about their youth. Their miraculous, lame, poetry-spouting youth.

God, I need to shoot myself now.

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[gothicauthor]

ALKSNFLKAFN DYING. DYING.

"So... What's a guy like you doing in a place like this?" Jin purrs, smoldering with the boyish charm he will never, ever lose (it's obviously a fact by now).

Kame just laughs. "Nothing much," he replies wickedly. "Just, you know, getting ready. Looking good for the ladies."

GA

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[luciene]

SJFSDHGKDJGG

SONG LYRICS

They could spend their whole retirement doing this, obviously. *dead*

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[gothicauthor]

I WANTED TO USE "12 o'clock" SO BADLY BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. T.T The intro of that song is like the ultimate lame pick-up line. "Up in the gym, working on my guns" aslknlknlkns.

"If anything should ever happen to us," they'd tell Pi. "Please read this at our funeral."

Pi would stare at the sheet of paper they'd given him. "...Guys, these are a series of really bad pick-up lines."

GA

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[luciene]

They would just level Pi a flat look and look offended.

"Pi, these are the story of our life."

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[gothicauthor]

Pi would just smile and nod. Slowly. "Right," he'd say.

He makes a note to have their headstones engraved with pick-up lines, too.

GA

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[luciene]

You totally knew this was coming, right.

"Here lie Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya, who, if they could, would have risen for the occasion."

adfjdfgdfghdfg. I am sure there is a better joke somewhere.

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[gothicauthor]

gdklgnsldkng Did we just make their funerals into crack material. O.O

"Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya
Beloved friends and astronauts
Who put stars in each other's eyes."

GA

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[luciene]

God yes we did. This could go on forever.

Their hearts will go on?

I need to stop now. >_>