THE AKAME MASS COMMENT FICCY THING REDUX! (#1)

[tinybars]

It's that time of the year...

Same as last time. You know what to do.

PROMPT. WRITE. PIMP. STALK.
Go!

You can: prompt even if you don't plan to write; prompt/write any rating from g to nc-17; prompt/write drama incarnations of akame. you don't need to be prompted to write ;)

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Comments

[unrequitedangst]

fdjlkflkjlkfdljkfskdjf I don't even know anymore. It's too early in the morning to write fluff.

"You got the fingerprints ready?" Jin asks, swaggering up to Kame's lab bench, "It's Nishikido, right? Nishikido is the serial killer."

Kame doesn't even look up from the tray of tiny tubes that he's carefully pipetting a series of samples into. It's really annoying; how is Kame supposed to notice how good Jin looks in his new uniform if Kame doesn't even look?

"Jin--"

"Hey!" Jin protests, "what did I tell you about being professional--"

"Fine," Kame says, "Akanishi."

"That's Officer Akanishi to you," Jin says. "Now where are my fingerprint matches?"

"I'm a DNA tech, Officer Akanishi." This time Kame does look up, exasperated. "Ueda is the fingerprint guy and he probably has your analysis done by now, why don't you go bother him?" He snaps one of the tubes shut with an audible click, as if to punctuate his remark

[gingifere]

all I come up with is stuff about when Jin dies

:( at least it would be canon if Jin was Trinity...I CAN'T ENCOURAGE YOU.

[tretton]

Jin IS Trinity. See, go read it! It's like alkdjgn I didn't choose hopeless dying scene. adlkfgjn I really can't kill him properly.

[unrequitedangst]

omg, write itttttt. I was going to try, but it was more generic cyberpunk than Matrix and I felt guilty, bawling.

...if you do, I'll remix it in this post, okay. I got the afternoon off from work, I will actually write it for once, laughing. Maybe Akame will even get another happy ending.

butting in shamelessly, sry

[matchynishi]

I. I suppose I can cope with Jin dying in trett's fic if you remix it and make it happy lksdjfd. ._.

[stepandgooo]

I just started laughing. Ian doesn't do happy. Ian does the whole, ripping out your heart, stomping on it a bit, and giving it back to you in tatters thing.

[gingifere]

COURTZ!!!!! Fancy seeing you here :DDD

[matchynishi]

but, but she PROMISED

[tretton]

I bet when you said that you totally didn't think I would write something. aldkjfngkajdg God so horrified.

[lip_stick_love]

I am slightly horrified by the thought of Aiba working in a CSI lab, well, a lab of any kind (I ADORE Aiba), but OH. MY. GOD. I bloody love CSI type shows, so when I saw this I think my eyes went all round and BIG with glee.

Fantastic stuff. I wish there was more. Thank you so much for sharing!

xxx

[unrequitedangst]

Thank you so much! ♥ I'm a total crime show junkie too so I had loads of fun with this. I kind of imagine Aiba as being, like, he actually has two PhDs and he's super overqualified for the job, but nobody believes him because all he does is ridiculous experiments like on Bones and use his diplomas as drink coasters fsjkldsjkldfslkj "I BET THIS UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE IS HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE," Aiba announces loudly to everyone's horror, "LET'S TEST IT OUT."

[stepandgooo]

I still demand that you write this.

[unrequitedangst]

dfjkldjkfjlkdfjkldf still trying to figure out how a crossover would even work. Arashi is Bones, KAT-TUN is CSI, NEWS is like Numb3rs and Kanjani8 are the local police because all they have is some fingerprint powder and a used paintbrush???

[razberrycreme]

lololol Ryo. JIN KNEW IT ALL ALONG. dies, please write more :O

[unrequitedangst]

fdsjkl;fdskj I'm really bad at drabbles fjdlk I would start writing this short thing, then it would turn into an insane epic with Gackt as a mafia don and everybody would just stare, bawling.

[razberrycreme]

would just stare, bawling. ...with JOY and HAPPINESS?

:| *still wants more*