THE AKAME MASS COMMENT FICCY THING REDUX! (#1)

Jul 12, 2010 02:47

It's that time of the year...

Same as last time. You know what to do.

PROMPT. WRITE. PIMP. STALK.
Go!

You can: prompt even if you don't plan to write; prompt/write any rating from g to nc-17; prompt/write drama incarnations of akame. you don't need to be prompted to write ;)

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akame ♥, i love my otp, kjfgkag, this post is matchy approved, fandom: je, akame day should exist, akame fic meme, *draws hearts*

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*evil laughter* luciene August 5 2008, 04:54:17 UTC
Kame doesn't look over, his eyes trained towards the ceiling, but he chuckles softly and grunts his acquiescence. Jin can feel the relief washing over Kame in waves.

"It'd better be a good dinner though," he muses, because his eyes are still smarting and he's still not going to forgive Kame that easily. "I want sea urchin, cow's tongue, the best sashimi on earth ( ... )

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Re: ...You know, on the other hand, Kame may just make us his minions. luciene August 7 2008, 17:16:40 UTC
afkjjgdjgg the grand plan to make Kame eat tomatoes.

Better if Jin's favourite dish in the entire restaurant is some tomato thingy which he ordered at first because he was sure he'd get to eat it all by himself, and now Kame wants all of it because he's turned into a tomato fiend.

Jin will sulk and Kame will protest, "But you've been eating the rest of my food!" so Jin smirks and says "I'll forgive you if you let me fuck you tonight," with a gleam in his eye.

And then Kame. Kame with his mouth full of tomato will nod enthusiastically and Jin will fall over himself pushing the plate over to Kame's side.

adgkjdgfhhfkj

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Re: ...You know, on the other hand, Kame may just make us his minions. gothicauthor August 7 2008, 17:24:22 UTC
DEAD. DEAD. DEAD.

WRITE IT? WRITE IT PLEASE BECAUSE CLEARLY IT'S ALREADY ALL THERE IN YOUR HEAD. :D

GA

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Re: ...You know, on the other hand, Kame may just make us his minions. luciene August 7 2008, 17:40:13 UTC
What. But. But but but. >_>

The whole idea was to nudge you into writing it. How do my plans fail so badly on me :(

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Re: ...You know, on the other hand, Kame may just make us his minions. gothicauthor August 7 2008, 17:52:03 UTC
XD XD XD I am ninja like Jin! This fic is like that tomato dish, ne.

GA

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Re: ...You know, on the other hand, Kame may just make us his minions. luciene August 7 2008, 17:56:22 UTC
.....

adffdgfgg how our ideas just spiral out of control. Lame pick up lines lead to secret agents to moustache escapades and then Lord Jindemort and magician sex, and now... the aftermatch of said sex being a tomato mission. SO EPIC.

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Re: ...You know, on the other hand, Kame may just make us his minions. gothicauthor August 7 2008, 18:13:43 UTC
Our brains. They are totally hotwired to a vat of crazy somewhere.

GA

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GA: this is totally your fault, just so you know luciene August 7 2008, 18:54:39 UTC
Jin is grinning as they walk in, hand in hand, into one of the most expensive wizarding establishments in Japan.

"I can't believe you made us come here," Kame whispers furiously. He takes in the massive ceiling, charmed to show a different fireworks display every month, and the heavy chandeliers dangling down.

Jin is unconcerned, and only smirks. He deserves this after that stunt Kame's pulled. "It's a good thing you're rich, isn't it ( ... )

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2/? luciene August 7 2008, 20:05:00 UTC
When Kame catches sight of the huge red stuffed tomato (with its cap conveniently lobbed off and replaced), he stares at it half in horror and fascination. Like it's a seven-legged alien and it's just arrived naked on his doorstep. Kame knows it's horrible, but he can't take his eyes off i--

"... Yuck. How can you eat that?" Kame wonders, shaking his head vigorously to clear his thoughts. It must be the smell, Kame thinks. Even the smell is nauseating.

Jin is undeterred by Kame's disgust and is happily tying his napkin to his neck and reaching for his cutlery, when--

"Kame, what is this fork for?" Jin is peering at one of the dessert forks in total incomprehension.

"Jin," Kame says, exasperated. "There is a button to your side that you can press if you don't know, and the Gastronome will come right out and tell you. Nobody will know, and you already know this, so why don't you just do it and stop asking me stupid questions?"

"But I want you to tell me," Jin whines, and then breaks into a winning smile. "So Kame, which fork ( ... )

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Re: 2/? dansumizu August 7 2008, 21:37:20 UTC
klsdklsd UNCULTURED SWINE. YES.
GA's magnificent words.
And your magnificent, random fic. ♥

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Re: 2/? luciene August 8 2008, 02:06:19 UTC
Thank you! :) I am posting the rest soon...

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3/? luciene August 8 2008, 02:25:18 UTC
"Give me that," Kame orders, as he reaches over to snatch Jin's plate away. "And give me your fork, too," he mutters unceremoniously as he digs the fork into the soft, red flesh, the stuffing slipping off back onto the plate as he lifts it to his mouth ( ... )

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Re: 3/? matchynishi August 8 2008, 02:28:16 UTC
you are am amazing person full of amazing amazingness.

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Re: 3/? luciene August 8 2008, 07:04:23 UTC
you are an amazing person for reading this crap ♥

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Re: 3/? dansumizu August 8 2008, 03:22:45 UTC
I'm okay with it being long. Really.
This is stuffed with juicy awesome. ♥ which does not really make sense, but...asjhdk.

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Re: 3/? luciene August 8 2008, 06:58:17 UTC
You mean juicy awesome like the tomatoes?? XD Thank you anyway, I've finished the next part and will be posting it up in a bit...

seriously though, Kame has issues about food. Remember his disgusted face on Oshareism when the host asked him about umeboshi adjghfjdhgjfhgj it was so amazing. The host being all appalled later on because Kame likes plum sauce. I think he could possibly eat squid forever and die happy.

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