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THE AKAME MASS COMMENT FICCY THING REDUX! (#1)

Jul 12, 2010 02:47

It's that time of the year...

Same as last time. You know what to do.

PROMPT. WRITE. PIMP. STALK.
Go!

You can: prompt even if you don't plan to write; prompt/write any rating from g to nc-17; prompt/write drama incarnations of akame. you don't need to be prompted to write ;)

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akame ♥, i love my otp, kjfgkag, this post is matchy approved, fandom: je, akame day should exist, akame fic meme, *draws hearts*

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...You know, on the other hand, Kame may just make us his minions. gothicauthor August 5 2008, 06:37:43 UTC

Omake ( ... )

2/? luciene August 7 2008, 20:05:00 UTC

When Kame catches sight of the huge red stuffed tomato (with its cap conveniently lobbed off and replaced), he stares at it half in horror and fascination. Like it's a seven-legged alien and it's just arrived naked on his doorstep. Kame knows it's horrible, but he can't take his eyes off i--

"... Yuck. How can you eat that?" Kame wonders, shaking his head vigorously to clear his thoughts. It must be the smell, Kame thinks. Even the smell is nauseating.

Jin is undeterred by Kame's disgust and is happily tying his napkin to his neck and reaching for his cutlery, when--

"Kame, what is this fork for?" Jin is peering at one of the dessert forks in total incomprehension.

"Jin," Kame says, exasperated. "There is a button to your side that you can press if you don't know, and the Gastronome will come right out and tell you. Nobody will know, and you already know this, so why don't you just do it and stop asking me stupid questions?"

"But I want you to tell me," Jin whines, and then breaks into a winning smile. "So Kame, which fork ( ... )

Re: 2/? dansumizu August 7 2008, 21:37:20 UTC

klsdklsd UNCULTURED SWINE. YES.
GA's magnificent words.
And your magnificent, random fic. ♥

Re: 2/? luciene August 8 2008, 02:06:19 UTC

Thank you! :) I am posting the rest soon...

3/? luciene August 8 2008, 02:25:18 UTC

"Give me that," Kame orders, as he reaches over to snatch Jin's plate away. "And give me your fork, too," he mutters unceremoniously as he digs the fork into the soft, red flesh, the stuffing slipping off back onto the plate as he lifts it to his mouth ( ... )

Re: 3/? matchynishi August 8 2008, 02:28:16 UTC

you are am amazing person full of amazing amazingness.

Re: 3/? luciene August 8 2008, 07:04:23 UTC

you are an amazing person for reading this crap ♥

Re: 3/? dansumizu August 8 2008, 03:22:45 UTC

I'm okay with it being long. Really.
This is stuffed with juicy awesome. ♥ which does not really make sense, but...asjhdk.

Re: 3/? luciene August 8 2008, 06:58:17 UTC

You mean juicy awesome like the tomatoes?? XD Thank you anyway, I've finished the next part and will be posting it up in a bit...

seriously though, Kame has issues about food. Remember his disgusted face on Oshareism when the host asked him about umeboshi adjghfjdhgjfhgj it was so amazing. The host being all appalled later on because Kame likes plum sauce. I think he could possibly eat squid forever and die happy.

Re: 3/? dansumizu August 8 2008, 10:46:59 UTC

YES. U started typing it and then realized the tomato resemblance and that decided that that was okay for this comment. :D

He does, he does. I agree 100% XD

4 luciene August 8 2008, 07:14:16 UTC

"That's different!" Jin protests. "You, you-- you aren't supposed to like tomato! Give it back!" Jin lunges over and manages to reach across the table to grab his plate back, the vase of flowers (charmed to give off a slight, pleasant perfume) at the side of the table giving off a shrill squeak as it nearly gets knocked over. The salt and pepper shakers, hovering only nearby, quiver in fear and scoot out of harm's way. Jin sits back down with a satisfied huff, his plate firmly back in front of him.

He's just about to tuck in when he feels Kame's foot running up his inner thigh. Kame is licking his lips and talking in a really smooth voice, the careless shrug of his shoulders revealing more of Kame's collarbones through the neck of his shirt than he surely intends, Jin wants to lick it so badly and Jin's cock is hardening again and he wants sex from Kame soon (actually, fuck it, now) and oh God what the hell is Kame doing ( ... )

Re: 4 orange_smaug August 8 2008, 07:22:53 UTC

NO, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON WHO GIVETH THEN TAKETH AWAY, YOU CAN'T END IT THERE D: D: D: D: D: D:, how can this be the end ;_;???

Re: 4 luciene August 8 2008, 07:29:17 UTC

BUT. WRITING MORE WOULD MEAN WRITING JIN'S REVENGE SEX.

I am not prepared to take that on.... >_>

Re: 4 orange_smaug August 8 2008, 07:45:38 UTC

HOW IS THAT A BAD THING you know you can do it, you know it in your heart but you just like torturing us. Sadist D:.

Re: 4 luciene August 8 2008, 07:55:02 UTC

:( you make me so guilty.

Re: 4 orange_smaug August 8 2008, 07:56:26 UTC

So does that mean you'll write it ;D?

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