[3] Tastes like failure

[tinybitmad]

Well, it's refreshing to know that some things are exactly like home, no matter how far you travel.

Less than a full two days here, and I find myself embroiled in a duel.

I'll need a swordsman to take the challenge, of course. Anyone with qualifying skills may contact me here. Rest assured, I pay very well.

Comments

[obliviomancy]

If you only got here two days ago, how do you have any money?

[tinybitmad]

I am a gentleman of stature. Unlike you.

[obliviomancy]

Doesn't seem like that'd help much.

[tinybitmad]

I expect it doesn't.

[obliviomancy]

... So you don't have anything.

[tinybitmad]

And that, my dear, is the point.