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[tinybitmad]

What a charming surprise! Hortencia is back!

Miss Lyra, may I expect another charming visit from you?

Comments

She's been de-aged/Voice

[lyra_of_dust]

Hey! Who're you? Are you one of the people who know my Uncle Asriel?

Voice

[tinybitmad]

No raging attack like a banshee? I'm hurt.

Video

[lyra_of_dust]

[Little!Lyra peers at the camera. On her shoulder is a bird-who suddenly turns into a wildcat.]

That's a lie! I never attacked anyone! [Well, that's a lie, but she's never attacked any grownups, except scholars trying to force her into a clean dress for her uncle's visits.]

Wait... Are you one of the scholars? I don't remember seeing you before, though.

[tinybitmad]

Yes, I'm a scholar.

Don't lie, little girl. It's not nice.

[valentineluke]

Disappointed it wasn't Virgina?

[tinybitmad]

Who?

[valentineluke]

Some recent 'roll in the heather'.

[tinybitmad]

I don't have any idea what you're talking about, Valentine. I don't know any Virginias.

[defend_darkly]

This seems to be going around.

I have a hawk named Cyra.

new BFFLs

[tinybitmad]

Hortencia and I are great friends. She comes by during some curses.

[defend_darkly]

My friend Rudy has one too and told me basically the same thing. This is certainly better than any of the other curses I've experienced. We're going hunting today.

[tinybitmad]

Do enjoy yourself.

voice

[browning_baby]

A snake suits you better.

voice

[tinybitmad]

Bitter is a bad color on you, dear.

Now, where have you been?

voice

[browning_baby]

That's not bitter you're hearing. It's bitchy.

I've been busy.

voice

[tinybitmad]

No, my darling, bitchy is beau~ti~ful.

With your new toy?