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[tinyblondeone]

viola69 has started a discussion on fic pet-peeves: pucker; winking hole; man-pussy (*shudders*); throbbing manhood; meat; pole; piss-hole; globes (my personal favourite); etc. ETC. AD INFINITUM

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[punkdoc]

Hey, don't forget asslips!

orbs is another one that drives me crazy

[tinyblondeone]

OMG I FORGOT ASSLIPS!!! I think that's called selective amnesia... ;)
Your icon!! *dies*
And dude - another peeve of mine - "BOWELS". That word anywhere in a pr0n fic is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, *WRONG*. Note to writers: Plz don't be using the word bowels during a sex scene, PLZ I BEG YOU. Talk about a mood-killer. :D

[punkdoc]

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What about Justin's pink pucker winking at Brian? Everytime I think about that, all I can think of is reading about "anal wink" in my textbooks. Have you every had occasion to check a patient for anal wink? I haven't, so far.

[bea_nonymous]

Hearing the panting was titillating enough

Yeah, I *was* breathing pretty hard during that scene...oh, wait...Justin and Cody's panting...ok, nevermind.

But I'm told I'll have to wait a whole season to experience the pure gay love of Beecher and what's-his-name

Beecher/Keller, dude. [-(

Brian came in Justin's bowels

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[tinyblondeone]

Beecher/Keller. Check. Is Keller cute? Would I know the actor?

DAMNIT NOT THE 'B' WORD. You know what it does to me.

And I saw *the* scene - fuckin' HOT. ajaksjdalkjdslk

[bea_nonymous]

Keller is played by Christopher Meloni. He is Det. Elliot Stabler on Law & Order: SVU. He was also one of Julia Robert's jilted fiance's in Runaway Bride...I think he was the really outgoing and hyper coach Bob (or Bill or something). He's been in some other stuff that I can't remember off the top of my head.

Look at my icon!

[tinyblondeone]

Boo yeah!! I know him!! Is he an inmate as well? Or staff?