Dude, I actually followed the link and read the fic right before it was deleted.
It wasn't nearly as horrific as some B/J fics I've read, except for three things: What B/J? It's some strange new lesbians right out of the clear blue sky. The pink (magenta, actually) typeface. And "pearl" - jesuschristwhatthefuck.
It's been deleted? *cackles maniacally* You actually read it?? I am muchos impressed. I saw the "pearl" reference when I clicked to read the comments and that was enough for me. Who knew we were supposed to be calling our clitoris a pearl, huh? Not me. Nope. *files away for future reference*
Yeah, they deleted it very apologetically and used lots of random capital letters.
You actually read it?? I am muchos impressed.
No! Don't be impressed! I'm simply a pathetic masochistic fanfic addict with nothing better to do. :DD I'd be willing to bet I'm the only person that actually read the whole thing, though. (And even I skimmed.)
The pearl thing freaked me out a bit. Yeeps. It's rather like the appearance of a weeping rod in m/m fics.
Also there was some truly fascinating description of "Nichole's" erect nipples, and how long they were. (3/4ths of an inch, if I recall correctly.)
Reminded me of a conversation I once had with a gay man who was expressing his fear of breasts - he kept asking what the deal was with women's nipples, why did they get hard, etc, and we were all like - man, they're not like tiny penises or anything, you freak.
I realized you absolutely needed to know all that, aren't I thoughtful? Doh.
To get back on topic - There's something just plain screwy about the various bjfic groups most of the time. What's up with that?
Jeebus. Blech. Not only is the text pink but when I got to the *warning*- thank you dear lord- of Brian and Justin being chicks I backed the hell outta there. Post Haste. Did not stop- didn't want to burn my corneas.
Isn't it funny that when warned, like a train wreck, we can't help but rubber neck? LOL.
I really don't understand what's happening to this fandom. *perplexed and horrified*
NOT THIS KIND OF PUNISHMENT. NO NO NO. It's more the pure absurdity of this person even claiming that this fic is remotely B/J. IT IS LESBIAN FIC. PURE AND SIMPLE. Brian and Justin have miraculously transformed into two women cavorting on a ski-slope. *shudders* TRULY BIZARRE.
Too bad I missed the roasting on the bjfic community, though. Damn. HA. Yes, there's nothing more enjoyable than a group roasting. ;) To the *ahem* writer's credit, they seemed to take it all rather well. :D
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*is speechless*
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I'm just so glad I'm no longer suffering alone...
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It wasn't nearly as horrific as some B/J fics I've read, except for three things: What B/J? It's some strange new lesbians right out of the clear blue sky. The pink (magenta, actually) typeface. And "pearl" - jesuschristwhatthefuck.
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You actually read it?? I am muchos impressed. I saw the "pearl" reference when I clicked to read the comments and that was enough for me.
Who knew we were supposed to be calling our clitoris a pearl, huh? Not me. Nope. *files away for future reference*
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You actually read it?? I am muchos impressed.
No! Don't be impressed! I'm simply a pathetic masochistic fanfic addict with nothing better to do. :DD I'd be willing to bet I'm the only person that actually read the whole thing, though. (And even I skimmed.)
The pearl thing freaked me out a bit. Yeeps. It's rather like the appearance of a weeping rod in m/m fics.
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Reminded me of a conversation I once had with a gay man who was expressing his fear of breasts - he kept asking what the deal was with women's nipples, why did they get hard, etc, and we were all like - man, they're not like tiny penises or anything, you freak.
I realized you absolutely needed to know all that, aren't I thoughtful? Doh.
To get back on topic - There's something just plain screwy about the various bjfic groups most of the time. What's up with that?
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I couldn't stomach the sex change pink aberration either. I skipped it went on to the next post. Wish I had the antidote before I popped Pepcid.
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*snort*
I feel a little bad for the snarkiness, except, well, not. :D
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And a little snarkiness is fun. tee hee
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Isn't it funny that when warned, like a train wreck, we can't help but rubber neck? LOL.
I really don't understand what's happening to this fandom. *perplexed and horrified*
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Nutjob, all right.
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I wonder if it's on the fic website? *wanders off*
Man, I'm a pure GLUTTON for punishment...
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It's more the pure absurdity of this person even claiming that this fic is remotely B/J. IT IS LESBIAN FIC. PURE AND SIMPLE. Brian and Justin have miraculously transformed into two women cavorting on a ski-slope. *shudders*
TRULY BIZARRE.
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It's so bad, it's kind of funny. How this is even remotely B/J is beyond me. Why not call it an original fic?
Too bad I missed the roasting on the bjfic community, though. Damn.
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HA. Yes, there's nothing more enjoyable than a group roasting. ;) To the *ahem* writer's credit, they seemed to take it all rather well. :D
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