SCREAMS

May 23, 2004 11:12

A kind-hearted friend [insert sarcasm here] directed me to the latest BJFic fiasco, and I thought I'd pay it forward. *glares at Flo ( Read more... )

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crazyharper May 22 2004, 18:45:43 UTC
Oh man. What the... how.... why... Nicole...

*is speechless*

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tinyblondeone May 22 2004, 18:46:51 UTC
Right there with ya. :))
I'm just so glad I'm no longer suffering alone...

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sweetestdrain May 22 2004, 19:43:15 UTC
Dude, I actually followed the link and read the fic right before it was deleted.

It wasn't nearly as horrific as some B/J fics I've read, except for three things: What B/J? It's some strange new lesbians right out of the clear blue sky. The pink (magenta, actually) typeface. And "pearl" - jesuschristwhatthefuck.

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tinyblondeone May 22 2004, 19:50:29 UTC
It's been deleted? *cackles maniacally*
You actually read it?? I am muchos impressed. I saw the "pearl" reference when I clicked to read the comments and that was enough for me.
Who knew we were supposed to be calling our clitoris a pearl, huh? Not me. Nope. *files away for future reference*

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sweetestdrain May 22 2004, 19:54:56 UTC
Yeah, they deleted it very apologetically and used lots of random capital letters.

You actually read it?? I am muchos impressed.

No! Don't be impressed! I'm simply a pathetic masochistic fanfic addict with nothing better to do. :DD I'd be willing to bet I'm the only person that actually read the whole thing, though. (And even I skimmed.)

The pearl thing freaked me out a bit. Yeeps. It's rather like the appearance of a weeping rod in m/m fics.

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sweetestdrain May 22 2004, 19:50:56 UTC
Also there was some truly fascinating description of "Nichole's" erect nipples, and how long they were. (3/4ths of an inch, if I recall correctly.)

Reminded me of a conversation I once had with a gay man who was expressing his fear of breasts - he kept asking what the deal was with women's nipples, why did they get hard, etc, and we were all like - man, they're not like tiny penises or anything, you freak.

I realized you absolutely needed to know all that, aren't I thoughtful? Doh.

To get back on topic - There's something just plain screwy about the various bjfic groups most of the time. What's up with that?

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zosha2003 May 22 2004, 20:06:29 UTC
I am so loving this snarkiness ... makes me laugh.

I couldn't stomach the sex change pink aberration either. I skipped it went on to the next post. Wish I had the antidote before I popped Pepcid.

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tinyblondeone May 22 2004, 20:10:03 UTC
Wish I had the antidote before I popped Pepcid.
*snort*
I feel a little bad for the snarkiness, except, well, not. :D

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zosha2003 May 22 2004, 20:17:06 UTC
Never apologize for good taste ... or for recognizing the opposite.

And a little snarkiness is fun. tee hee

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dleigh May 22 2004, 20:22:15 UTC
Jeebus. Blech. Not only is the text pink but when I got to the *warning*- thank you dear lord- of Brian and Justin being chicks I backed the hell outta there. Post Haste. Did not stop- didn't want to burn my corneas.

Isn't it funny that when warned, like a train wreck, we can't help but rubber neck? LOL.

I really don't understand what's happening to this fandom. *perplexed and horrified*

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tinyblondeone May 22 2004, 20:29:54 UTC
Yes, thank gawd for the warning. Usually I'm all BAH at warnings, but this one gave me pause. And luckily I didn't read. :|
Nutjob, all right.

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nightsister May 22 2004, 23:02:01 UTC
Ahhhh! I missed it! *pouts*

I wonder if it's on the fic website? *wanders off*

Man, I'm a pure GLUTTON for punishment...

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tinyblondeone May 22 2004, 23:14:01 UTC
NOT THIS KIND OF PUNISHMENT. NO NO NO.
It's more the pure absurdity of this person even claiming that this fic is remotely B/J. IT IS LESBIAN FIC. PURE AND SIMPLE. Brian and Justin have miraculously transformed into two women cavorting on a ski-slope. *shudders*
TRULY BIZARRE.

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nightsister May 22 2004, 23:20:18 UTC
Ew, okay. I just went to the person's LJ. *laughs*

It's so bad, it's kind of funny. How this is even remotely B/J is beyond me. Why not call it an original fic?

Too bad I missed the roasting on the bjfic community, though. Damn.

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tinyblondeone May 22 2004, 23:27:29 UTC
Too bad I missed the roasting on the bjfic community, though. Damn.
HA. Yes, there's nothing more enjoyable than a group roasting. ;) To the *ahem* writer's credit, they seemed to take it all rather well. :D

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