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What does your first name mean?
christina - "beautiful in all the right ways,, good curves, amazing eyes , sexy body with a hot face... perfect match would be DANNY as hes amazing to!!>... christina is stubborn, bossy, luvable, sexy, a sex machine and irristable
christina and danny alone at night .. do the math "
(thats really funny)
Your age?
21 - "the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting. "
Your city?
welly world- Noun, 1. Nickname for Wellington, Florida...a bizarre suburb of West Palm Beach made up of standard middle class folks, but home to some of the wealthiest equestrian jet-setters during the winter months. One of the only places in South Florida with streets that run in a non-grid formation. 20 minutes from any place open later than 9pm
and
atlanta - A city with lots of rich people in the north end, and lots of ghetto types in the south end. Also lots of traffic, new economy jobs, and Coca-cola.
Your state?
Florida- The state for the newly-wed and the nearly-dead.
Georgia - 1. Hill-Billy Hell
2. A state in the south east United States populated predominantly by rednecks
3. Although they deny it, the majority of the population in this state tends to be close minded, hypocritical, and idiotic.
4. DONT MOVE HERE!!!
Georgia Sucks!!!
Your bf/gf name?
single - 3.5 grams of marijuana.
The year you were born?
1989-
The year the internet was invented.
The end of synthesizer-abusing music.
The end of female singers singing terribly.
The end of out-of-focus music videos that used horrid speccial effects and made no sense.
The end of 1988.
Hooray for the 1989!
Your eye color?
hazel -
Not the commonly recognized yellowish brown eye-color but the rarer blue-gray eye color.
Your hair color?
black - brilliant. quite rare to have if you're not black/asian/hispanic/arabic.
The street you live on?
yarmouth- Yarmouth has more STDs and Teen Pregnancies per capita than any other place in Canada. Its's a slow little town with a surprisingly huge semi-undercover drug dealing circle. It's home to many gangsters and prostitutes, and is the ghetto of Southern Nova Scotia. If you're going to go there, try not to get out of your car alone in the South End. Someone could attack you. Also home to a large number of homeless cats.
Your favorite movie?
An excellent cult movie about a borderline-schizophrenic adolescant who starts having visions of a six foot rabbit named Frank, who has come to warn him that the world is coming to and end. A thought provoking film about time-travel, apocalyptic visions and the wonders of reality.
Your pets name?
sonny - someone who is referred to as a sonny is usually a pedophile. someone who is obsessive, stupid and asian. A nerd who wishes to become one of the gangsta type. Wannabe.
peanut - Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law's intern. He wears a pink vest.
elmer - a disgusting scumfag
Your moms name?
kathleen - A name for girls which means "Pure". Nicknames include Kathy or Kat and can also be spelled Cathleen.
Your dads name?
aldino - aldino isn't defined yet.
School you are attending/graduated from?
wellington high- a school in wellington, florida where you're either a white rich kid, a black/hispanic kid, a redneck, a druggie, or a slut. overall it's a smart A grade school. there are always fights (almost always involving the black kids) and people getting arrested during lunch and after school. just about everyone goes to parties even though the parties in wellington fucking suck and then come to school fucked up on late start days. the rednecks sit under the word "country" where it says "wolverine country" on the building which is funny. it also takes about 10 minutes just to walk to the student parking lot because the school is fucking retarded and puts us a mile away.
SCAD - Severe Chlamydia of the Anal Duct
Your favorite food?
Greek Salad - Performing analingus on a person who has just been anally creampied.
Your favorite drink?
Purple Drank - purple drank is a combination of hydrocodone promethazine and sprite. you add a couple of ounces to your sprite to where it tastes good. you can also add a jolly rancher. its the shit. it is mainly affiliated with texas and other parts of the deep south. such rappers as slim thugg, mike jones, and paul wall sip purple drank.
(its really just the orchard grape soda i get from walgreens for 79 cents)
Your favorite color?
azure - A $360,000 Bentley convertible.
Your favorite tv show?
seinfeld - the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.
vandalay industries! vandalay industries!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.
Your favorite band?
of montreal - An amazing indie rock band from Athens, Georgia. Mellow, bubbly, euphoric.
Your favorite fast food joint?
sonic- The man who saved my froggy :)
Your middle name?
elizabeth - AWESOME! awesome awesome. awesomeness. more awesome.
Your siblings name?
sarah - The correct spelling of the name sara.
michelle - Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
Your favorite city?
Athens, Greece - Olympic host city for the 2004 games. Capital of Greece.
Your favorite actor/actress?
jerry seinfeld - He's a funny dude. =)